Clint just went home and I'm bored so I decided to make this page. It probally won't get much stuff on it cause i'm lazy. I just felt like saying that the Easter Bunny is mean. I sat on his lap and put my arm around him in the mall and he said "aw c'mon man get of me." This upset me very much. I thought picture showed the revenge I wish i had :). Oh well as I walked away and saw Clint and Cheryl busting up laughing so I told them what he said and then forgot about it...darn Easter Bunny...him and his seductive ears...where was I? Oh well I'm sure I lived up to the title of this page.
-Pete
4/02
my turn to senseless ramble;) well it all started out with me pete, and cheryl going out to the mall and walking around for no apparent reason. and then pete went to go sit on the easter bunnies lap and then the easter bunny told him to go to hell, it was all f$#@ed up man ya know all the man wanted to do was sit on the easter bunnie's lap man, it was so messed up i'll never talk to the easter bunny again he is the most biggest homonographist in the whole world he is like hitler of the rabbits, he's just got to many broken, cracked ribs. anyway's i just decided to add onto what pete had to say. who killed mr. burns GOD i still can't figure it out, all well who cares?
-clinton
p.s i still love mr. Burns , and Mr. Smihers you'll never have him so who's your daddy now.
4/14
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. I'm so tired. Ladadadata. I saw a cow once. I have a bad cough :(. I need more sleep. I like the smurfs. I wonder how they taste. mmmmmmmmmm juicy smurfs. Batman was at McDonalds yesterday, but Ronald McDonald wasn't... I thought Batman only comes out at nigh, but me and clint saw him in the morning >:-(. Richard Simmons scares. I have good reason to be afraid of him too. He's a white guy with an afro, talks funny, and tells everyone to shake their butts. I think he is trying to rule the universe. Me and Clint saw the movie Ice Age the other night. That's a great movie ^_^. The chipmonk guy with the acorn is the best. He should have his own movie and tv show. The migratory herpes in my head are angry so i'm gonna stop right about...now...maybe...probally...nah...yes...huh...not at all...somewhat...a little...no...just a tad...all of it...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
-Pete
4/27
Well I just woke up and its a Saturday morning. I'm bored...my mom i out of town and has my car. I'm hungry too lol. I wanna see tranvestite clowns :(. I think i'll put on some Hempz...my good smelling moisterizer. yay. Thats all for today lol.
-Pete
Howdy, howdy ya'll today was probably one of the funniest days that I've ever had. first I woke up(that part sucked) :( but it got better(yes really) it all started when realized that ROTC was going on a trip and I could come along, soooooo I snuck Pete along too. and we all went bowling and then out to eat, while I was bowling someone found a ligtweight ball but, said they couldn't use it because it was to small, so clinton improvised and then the raging homsexual clown got into th car and sped by the mall at 12:00mph, but that's besides the point. shame on you for getting of task :( well, the little ball was named...well, I can't remember right now but I will believe you me. Well anyways the ball was a little pink ball with a girls name on it. and with that ball I managed to score a 69 overall. It was great. Then on the way home pete and I decided to write a book so were are going to be in the process of writing a book and developing our website:) when it comes out and finally gets finised we will put it on our website. We already have the title picked out "Pete and Clinton's sexual adventures that never happened" sounds like a number 1 best seller wouldn't you say? anways guess what?...no that's no it... loser...getting warmer... well, apparently someone was taking a potty break while god was handing out brains. I GOT A GIRLFRIEND. yeah isn't it hard to believe? well, there is already trouble in paradise:( To start off with, she is a hostess at GUYTANOS (that's where I cook at)and well, everything was going fine until a server named matt kissner came and workd there:( She starts talking to him and flirting with him right in front of my face. Pete is trying t assure me that she's doing it to make me jealous but, I think otherwise. Well, tell me what you think by writing either me or Pete and say what you think is going on. GOD, I LOVE ALL OF OUR READERS Clinton -May 28, 2002
6/5
guess what ya'll? nope...keep guessing...your almost there...GOD, SOMEONE MUST HAVE BEEN USING THE SHITTER WHEN THEY WERE HANDING OUT INTELLIGENCE.Well, since you refuse to guess, we'll tell you. WE ARE SENIORS. and you know how we are spending it? In Pete's room typing on the computer to update our website so people will come to it and play with themselves...:( you selfish people...Do you see what you do to your local homonographists? DO YOU? LOOK AT WHAT YOUR DOING TO US! Just kiddin but I thought you might donate some money to us for political advatage and other various causes;) anways that's all I really wanted to tell you so I'll leave...bye...I said leave...NOW...bye.
(oh yeah)
write to us in our guest book and wish us luck with our military careers...I SAID WRITE OR ELSE
6/22
WELL,WELL,WELL...Someone doesn't like to write in guestbooks huh? well, we'll see who actually shot mr. burns then! how do you like 'dem apples? are they tasty with the worms we added? you didn't know there were worms in there did you? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha we tricked you there really weren't any worms. or was there? Have you ever had a bad day? no of course you haven't your PERFECT, I almost forgot. But for people as dumb as me I have had the worst week of my life! But, yes I AM fine now thanks for asking. Start it off it's been raining for close to two weeks straight here. That really blows. Then my girlfriend breaks up with me because we spend TOO MUCH time together.(very messed up girls)then the very next day I was driving to work(in the rain) and I had my headlights on cause I was driving in the rain. (still raining while I'm working) I finally get off at work, I mean I get off work to find my battery completly dead. Some stupid moron left my headlights on!It took the security guard 1 1/2 hours to jump start my truck. THEN the alternator was not working properly so it wouldn't hold the charge and I had to get it re-jumped by my friend phillip (the dumb kid) Then two days later my job informs me that they are closing cause they cant pay their rent! they tell me this the day before they close. They must really love me. then that night I didn't get to sleep cause I had to be at the army recruiting station at 2 in the morning to go and sign for my job in the army. then I ride back to Vero and go straight to work for the last time. When I get there everybody had an attitude and expected me to make the food faster so I quit.(on the last day)I figured what the hell, I was loosing the job anyways. Now I don't get to see Sandy (my ex-girlfriend) who I still really like. And I 'm out of a job with a broke down car. And it's still raining. So it would be nice to recieve some signed guest books but, apparently that's too much to ask from you perfect people
7/29
It's been a while since we've wrote on here or anything on the site for that matter. I'm bored and i wish i could find a job. Damn these applications are getting annoying to fill out. i don't know whether i want to go into the air force or the army...air force...army...air force...army...air force...army...underground canadian militia trying to take over america...barney and friends...all of the above...bah humbug. life's confusing right now. i was looking at a news article on aol that i found very concerning(i tried to think of a bigger word but there weren't any in my vocabulary). The article said that there were stores trying to sell thongs to 7 year old girls. Damn thats sick. My kid won't wear thongs, especially if its a boy, but if i have a girl i'm putting metal underwear on her and i'm bolting it closed with a very LARGE padlock. Ain't no boy gonna get my girl pregnant or i'll beat his ass :). now if i have a boy, i'm gonna teach him to pimp. make sure he don't get into trouble and all that jive :). moral of the story is if i have a girl you boys better keep your hands off her if you wanna keep your family jewels ;). oh well having a kid is probally quite a ways off. at least hopefully lol. oh well if i ever did have a kid when i wasn't ready i'd still help the girl take care of it and support it. HOLD UP. pete's talking serious we can't let this keep going. i watched this movie the other night called american pimp. clint would have seen it too if he didn't fall asleep. it was tight it talked about how there's different kinds of pimps. like theres the pimps that force drugs on their hoes, theres pimps that make sure they know where there hoes are every second of the day, and there pimps that just chill wit it. i'd just chill. me practicing my pimpology course= "Where's my bitches!" haha ya i say it how it is. ain't life a trip. someday we're all gonna be old and sitting on couches watching reruns or playing bingo. unless your rich, but i'm not. i saw austin powers: goldmember twice lol. that movie is funny. especially when he get behind the screen with mini me...but i won't ruin it for ya, you'll know what i'm talking about when you see it. i bought some new clothes and a thing that works out my wrist and forearm...not like i don't work it out already O:-)...i got most of my clothes from Ross where its cheap :). they sell packs of socks for $5...now thats what i'm talkin about. at the rate i lose socks i can't be spending a lot of money on them. i could if i could find a job. i'm thinking about going out to the highway and pretending to be a rock. then people will donate money to me because i will be "The Poor Rock Foundation: Please Donate Generously(Copyrighted)" muahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa. i do believe this may be the biggest senselesss rambling yet or it will be when i'm done. i feel bad for people who have to read this. i have a Mr. T bobble head!. It's pimp i put velcro on the bottom so i can stick him in the car :D. i got some new deodorant...it smells really good. it's Adidas team energzing citrus, even though it doesn't smell like fruit or a team of fruit. I want a Mini Cooper, they look tight :). Where's my bitches! oh ya back to american pimp. theres actually a pimp convention where a bunch of pimps get together and they vote for pimp of the year and party. i want some alligator boots :). one pimp have a ring with a statue on it lol. bling bling. if your sexy and you know it clap your hands:CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP CLAP CLAP O:-). you better recognize. i'm bored again and tired of writing this so i'm gonna go after saying one thing: men are like cheese...
-Pete
05/22
where pete's bitch's? I thought it would be fun to mimick pete for a little while..."where my bitches?" "cheese" ..."bitches"...cheese...bitches...cheese? too damn confusing. pete moved into a new apartment recently it's at the fairways at grand harbor...it's the nicest place he's ever owned...trust me. Y'all can stop by anytime you want because they pay alot of money for a place with a gated fence and a guard but there hasn't been a guard in the past month and the gate is now stuck on open :-) we've been hitting the weight room, pool, and jacuzzi (I think thats how you spell it) "where's my bitches?" yeah I fell asleep during that movie so I only seen one pimp convention. but I did see the statue of the pimp on his fingers;-) Oh yeah back to the apartment, pete and I always walk down to the pool at random times during the day to try and pick up chicks that live in his new nieghborhood, but we can never find any so ya'll can come out anytime you feel like it only if your fine and have more than one frined who is willing to play monopoly and scrabble at the same time. i'm leaving for the Army in 20 days as of today and i just wanted to say thanks to everybody that passed this site on to their fiends and people they don't even know that live in foriegn countries that will use the information provided to form pete's underground militia in an attempt to control the underground world of championship boxing. ha ha pete thought he would have the longest senseless rambling part on the page but i still have an hour left in this class! I had to write a poem in my creative writing class, it was about sexy thoughts of candace, she is a girl in my class. the teacher and class just started laughing at it and I didn't think it was that funny :-( why were they laughing at me? why does everybody laugh at me when I tell them I want to raise an underwater flea circus? what is so wrong with that? Oh needless to say pete and I are going to graduate!!! i know it seems truly impossible to the naked eye and people would like to argue with the school district but no really it is true...we watched a movie in ROTC class, it was renaissance man, that movie completely blew the whole perception of basic out of the water...that was like wacthing a movie about a boat floating helplessly in the sea and all the people in the boat are like "help me" and like they keep stressing the"help" and you're like "yo man," and they are like "help me you stupid ass" and you're like "hey dude what's up?" like you knew them when they were in like kindergarten and stuff and you start saying stuff like "remember the time when you stuffed the mashed potatoes up your nose in the cafeteria?" and they're like "yeah man, those were the good old days" and then you're like "Oh man look at the time" knowing that you don't have to go anywhere but you just don't feel like talking to them..."where petes bitches?"...you know what other movie was great? ZOOLANDER. that was the greatest movie ever alive and will continue to be until they make another movie like that or something like that. They were like you know what would cheer you up and they were all like orange mocha frapachino. and all that jazz. Yeah I agree with pete about the thong thing...i won't ever touch his girl but his boy is all mine...muahhh muahhhhaaaa muahhhhaaaaaaaa....stores like body shop and rave that sell thongs to those little girls need to condemned and made into a bigger victorias secret or Fredricks of hollywood or Baby gap, you know something along the lines of teh really really extremely revealing clothing line...well I think my entertaining purposes have been fulfilled adn remember, there really is someone out there willing to pay me 10,000 dollars to catch him a penguin
-clinton
8/01
This is crazy. Clint left for basic over a month ago. I've gotten a few phone calls from him and he seems to enjoy everything but the gas that causes his eyes to cry his snot to come out and ear wax to run away...now he knows how i felt when he sneezed and stunk of my car. Well I leave on get this...Aug 7th thats not too far away from now now now now now now...sorry started floating into one of those flashbacks you see on tv. It had to do with penguins and some crazy commandos and a helicopter. Now thats a scary flashback. Me and Clint had some crazy times. Who knows how many times we almost died. I wonder if Clint will change after basic training and army life or I wonder if i will. Clint shouldn't have too much longer in basic but I haven't even begun yet and its kinda nerve racking. dun dun duuuuuuuun. sorry the music adds to the effect. Wouldn't that be interesting if we continued writing on here while we were in the military. even if we were based in different places...but who knows what till happen in life. Like we could die at anytime or we could live for a long time. I don't know about anybody else but I'm definitely not ready to die...many people's deaths are caused by other people and they can't help it. Kinda scary. Ladadadata. Life is a very odd thing. You have no choice about getting life but once your here it can be taken away so easily. Oh well since Clint's gone all i've been doing is working out with RJ and its been paying off a lot. I also stopped drinking caffeine and have started living much healthier...its great. I love life...and i plan on living a long healthy life...that not matter what bad things happen to me i will enjoy my life. Oh ya speaking of life i think 2PAC is suppose to come back in september...so i guess we'll see won't we...he's an awesome rapper so it would be pretty cool for him to come back. Bling Bling. I hope i like my job when i'm in the army. I'm gonna be a Linguist sounds kinda hard but at least I'll learn something new in life. I'll be in Monterey, California for a while too. Hopefully i can go scuba diving there. I got certified on my trip to Mexico...which was a week after Clint left...yes Clint i'm a certified open water diver :) its a lot of fun i saw a bunch of fish and a stingray. There was a massive jew fish too. Silverman we've had some great times and I think you've changed my life the most out of anyone. You know who you are and so does Philip lol...but I don't think anyone else does but oh well. You were like a brother...a crazy brother who got me into a lot of trouble and i got you into some too...a brother who i had to save from some women who i don't know what you were thinking when you asked them what you did lol. Oh well i'm sure we'll meet again but if we don't have a great life...i know we'll definitely be in touch if nothing else. I hope you do find a woman to love and i hope i find one too. If i don't i'll just live a great life and put myself into some more danger to keep it interesting. Always look on the bright side...and its up to you to decide what the bright side is. Oh ya my brithday is on the 26th...but my party is tommorrow...i'll hate you forever if your not there Clint :) wow i think i'm the most intelligente person partially alive. This site need some serious updating. I'm surprised there haven't been any lawsuits...I also can't believe it hasn't been shutdown lol. Hey Clint guess what i found...remember my Ghetto Fabulous Year Book lol. I need more working out...i'm not in the condition i want to be yet but i'm a lot better than i was. That is all i have been doing not just for basic but to be a healthier person all around and look even sexier if thats possible O:-) Life's ggggggggggggreat...like tony the tiger right? lol. too bad my best friend is gone...Clint helped me learn more about cars and thats helped me lately...i sold RJ my CD player and i installed it for him and it works great. i also told him how to replace his speakers. I'm a genius.i guess RJ is the closest thing i have to a best friend now...he's a great friend, but he'll never be the same as you clint we were almost identical to people...remember that? Life is totally different after school. you lose track of your friends or they move away and you have more time to work and stuff and its a very different change. As much as i hated school...you all thought i was gonna say i wanted to go back but nope i hated it too much. :D I wonder if this post is the biggesr yet...maybe...maybe not. My favorite channel is comedy central. i love watching Insomniac, I'm with Busey, Reno911 is ok, Dilbert comes on late at night, the Dave Chapelle show, the Daily Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brian, South Park, and many many many much much other others some some some what what what jigga my chizzle fizzle fo shizzle my nizzle its off the heezie fo sheezie my neezie...more. I bought a digital camera...remember when i accidentally deleted all of your pictures off your camera and you were really pissed Clint? lol. Ladadadata. Go Zoolander, Jay and Silent Bob, and Half Baked, they are classics that will live in our hearts for a little time. I can't believe our soldiers might be going to Africa now...its crazy. We aren't even done with fixing up Iraq. But oh well. I wonder who will be at my party today. I have a huge collection of movies...i have a bunch of DVDs and VHS isn't that neato. I'm just a very cool dude. I'm like Bill Clinton...well i guess thats a bad example...but he was a president...i wonder if i could ever be a president. The president of Liberia was a gas station attendant so why can't i have my own country? I mean i pay gas station attendants to pump my gas...i should be the ruler of Liberia and he should be the drive of my Bentley. woooooo hooooooo. I'm gonna go take over Liberia...destroy the rebels...and possible be a midget. Propel is a great drink i like the kiwi-strawberry. who likes short shorts...i like short shorts!!!!!! i think clint sexually harrassed me but i was asleep but i could swear he did. now its just getting confusing here. i can't remember what this message was all about maybe it was Hypothetical Theory of Why Astrological Bodies Cooexist in Parrallel Universes on Upside-Down Trapizes with Midegets Hanging on the Bottom of Worm Holes that Eat Babies from the Dark Abyss of Crack Heads Anonymousesesesesessss...Bling Bling. Clint i hate to ruin your fun while your gone but i think this is the biggest message on here...hahahahahahahah hahah ahahahahahah ahahahahah haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaahahahaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa cough cough choke choke can't breathe please help call 911 choke puke...awwwww much better i knew you should swallow flintstones vitamins without chewing them...damn them and there not marking the bottle with warnings. its horrible...toooooo meeeeeeeeeeeeee. This has been a very long long long long whatever it is and i'm losing topics to write about. Maybe i should discuss Mexican Bartering...you can barter for anything you want down there...but they will always be ripping you off anyways(i know from horrible horrible experience). They always get it from somewhere else cheaper.. waaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah wah wah wah tinkle waaaaaaaaaaaah i got jipped...i got jippy snipped and jerry winkled. its some crazy jive. well this ends this...hopefully someone somewhere will read it someday...just not aliens who took over our planet this could give away our most important secret to them!!!!
-Pete
10/28/03
well, well, well, look at these morose motherfuckers. Ya'll would not believe what the hell happened to myself and petey while we went away to this fun summer camp called the AIR FORC...oh wait no it was THE MARIN shit they don't even know how to spell it either...maybe it was the NAV...in your fucking dreams...It was a little place called hell, i mean the Untied Statys Of Emerica Irmy...man was that the best summer camp I ever attended, I never seen so many people hurt themselves in one place before...I saw people fall, trip, and cry. It was pretty funny but speaking of funny I am at Goodfellow AFB (which if anybody knows I HATE the air force with a passion) They are really afraid of the Army here, we will just be walking down the road and they will walk to the very far side of the road to make way for us...it's kinda great. they all look funny too, they have these really big heads kinda a bird neck and really scrawny little bodies :-) they are fun to pick on. being in the army we do PT (or physical training for you air force bike riding people) 5 days a week. After going to basic training i am able to run two miles in 13 min and 13 seconds, do 80 pushups in two minutes, and 77 situps in two minutes. That's really great seeing as how i am a recipient of the Presidential Physical Fitness Award. which is really hard to get, SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA all you Air Force motherfuckers mike in particular. you never deserved sam to begin with, she is a great girl and i swear to god let me get ahold of your pussy ass now. I'm gonna fuck you up, because the Army has taught me how to kill with just my bare hands in a form known as Brazilian JU-Jitzu... You're a dead motherfucker as are all of you motherfuckers who ever fucked with me or my boy petey. Oh yeah and for all of my friends, Clinton's back...back again...comin home...in decembers end...that's right bitches me and petey should be comin home for christmas break HAHAHAHAHAHAHA now all you motherfuckers are screwed because we have been gassed, beat-up, shot at, cussed out, and i was sex deprived until recently... uhh huh you guessed it, Fournier got some booty...oh but I stray form my non-obstructed path of righteousness... to say the least, we have been treated like less then people for about 6 months now and it kinda gets old after a awhile so we are going to come back for two weeks and fuck ya'll pansy bitches up. HOOAH
peace bitches
Fournier
Word of mouf spreads fast, kinda like herpes and pete's rash.
