Above is an actual picture of a dolphin trying to "get his freak on" with a muscular lady, not in the picture because of privacy reasons, but she is rather cute and i can see why the dolphins wants to..erm i mean that's horrible!! Below is the news article.
WEYMOUTH, England -- Swimmers are being warned to stay away from a "sexually aggressive" dolphin that has made its home at a popular tourist resort on the English south coast.
Georges the male bottlenose has become a tourist attraction since arriving in Weymouth harbour, Dorset, in April. Thousands of people have gone out in boats to watch him and swim with him.
But the 10-year-old, 400 lbs (180 kg), dolphin became the cause for concern last month when his behaviour suddenly became erratic.
He appeared to be trying to harm himself by swimming into boats' propellers and began showing an unhealthy interest in divers.
Such was the concern that Ric O'Barry, who worked as a trainer on the U.S. TV show "Flipper," was called in to try to get Georges to swim out to sea.
But attempts to lure Georges away from the busy harbour and return him to a secluded area near Cherbourg, France, where it is thought he originated, failed.
Now experts have warned swimmers to avoid him, the Press Association reports.
O'Barry, who works with the World Society for the Protection of Animals, said: "Georges's well-documented sexual aggression poses a real threat to the thousands of swimmers who will be descending on Weymouth over the summer."
He told the London-based Times newspaper: "This dolphin does get very sexually aggressive. He has already attempted to mate with some divers.
"When dolphins get sexually excited, they try to isolate a swimmer, normally female. They do this by circling around the individual and gradually move them away from the beach, boat or crowd of people."
O'Barry said the dolphin would get very excited and rough before trying to mate with a swimmer, possibly causing them to drown.
The WSPA wants to relocate Georges to France because it is illegal there for people to swim or dive with a dolphin and it would be possible for a French group of experts, the Cetacean study group, to continue monitoring him.
NOW FOR PETE'S OPINION ON THE STORY:
Well 1st of all you have to look at the facts and past studies. Its a proven fact that dolphins and people don't mate "usually." Only people and people, people and cats, people and beds, people and large furry spiders, and last but certainly not least...people and creepy dolls(not that i do). So why are these dolphins even thinking of "doing the wild thing" with people? Below is your answer.
FACT:People Increasing. FACT:Dolphins Decreasing. FACT:Pete Sexy. OPINION:Pete's Hairy. FACT: Dolphins will become extinct if they keep dying at this rate(50 mph...average speed of a boat). FACT:Way too any people(makes me wonder why out of all the girls in the world i don't got one...) FACT:PETE SEXY SEXY SEXY SEXY AND A LITTLE SEXY.
So the facts prove without a doubt that dolphins are "forcing themselves" on people in an attempt to breed Dolphin People. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. They ordinarily go for the muscular beautiful people as seen above. This is too make the Dolphin People strong and attractive. So that once they have enough Dolphin People they will be able to enslave humanity and look almost as good as Pete while doing it.
Below are pictures that we took covertly of these dolphins/dolphin people.
They have already started breeding.These are the 1st Dolphin People!
Here is a picture of the dolphin's leader. We believe they call him their Emperor. He seems to be giving out orders.
Oh no a group of them spotted us and is getting ready to attack us. Luckily we got away in time.
While running we saw them doing a "high five." Oh no they are already learning our ways. Now we MUST go back and find out more.
Yes we finally found their top secret training area. These are pictures of their Special Elite Dolphin Squad(SEDS)!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THE DOLPHIN PEOPLE ARE ATTACKING!
