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"Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and
girls! I thank you all for coming tonight, and I would like to welcome
you all to The S.S. Whisky. Now I assure you, you will pee your pants
laughing, and there are changing rooms for those unable to control themselves,
located at the end of this corridor, where you came in. Now, as you should
already know, this accompanies the tune of ‘The Ants Go Marching On,’
if you don’t yet know the tune, you will by the end of our trip. Thank you and
I wish you all a good time aboard The S.S Whisky.”
99 Flaskies of
whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
We drink them all one by one,
And we all fall down,
Drunk and dumb,
And the pub comes tumbling down!
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
We drink them all two by two,
Soon we need to,
Go to the loo,
And the pub comes tumbling down!
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
We drink them all three by three,
Suddenly we need to,
Take a pee,
And the pub comes tumbling down!
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
We drink them all four by four,
Soon we need to,
Do it some more,
And the pub comes tumbling down!
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
We drink them all five by five,
Soon we are,
More dead than alive,
And the pub comes tumbling down!
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
We drink them all six by six,
Round the flaskie,
We do lick,
And the pub comes tumbling down!
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
We drink them all seven by seven,
Soon the pub,
Feels like heaven,
And the pub comes tumbling down!
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
We drink them all eight by eight,
We even think that,
Speights tastes great,
And the pub comes tumbling down!
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
We drink them all nine by nine,
Soon we think we,
Drive so fine,
And the pub comes tumbling down!
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
99 Flaskies of whisky on the wall, hurrah, hurrah
We drink them all ten by ten,
Our drinking binge,
Is yet to end,
But the pub comes tumbling down!
© Steph ‘Bean’ Geeves and Sarah ‘Cheese’ Procter -June 2001
This will make us famous Beanie!!!! ^^!!!!
(J/k).
Wow, really Cheese? Will we be as famous as
Terrance and Phillip? ^_^ With a picture like that, of course we will!
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