WINDOWS XP = Windows Xtreme Problems
WINDOWS ME = Windows with Many Errors
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Confuscious say... Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
Use pentium 4, so you can reboot faster ...
Confuscious say... Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
Confuscious say... Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.
Unable to join #sex (You're are not 8 inches)
USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.
WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation...
Confuscious say... Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
Confuscious say... Man who masturbates with peanut butter is f*ck*ng nuts.
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
www dot hardcoresex dot com ... username:Ihate|password:sex
Confuscious say... Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
Confuscious say... Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Illegal Operation - Hit any user to continue.
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
Cannot join #human (robot only)
ORG.ASM Not Found.  Wife not happy!
Screwin' your mum.
Back to real life.
OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)*ck up completely?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer
9 out of 10 dentists recommend oral sex....
Brain over - Insert coin
RESTORE A: C:\VIRGINITY\*.* /S
Don't diet, download a virus to remove the FAT.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Sumo Wrestling: survival of the fattest.
This tagline is SHAREWARE!  To Register, send me$10.
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
I'd rather have a 3.5" hard one than a 5.25" floppy one
Life's a bitch, and then you marry one.
MASTURBATION...the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT.
Windows loaded - System in danger 
Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened 
Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue. 
System too fast, slowing down
System not slow enough with Windows 95! Buy Windows 98!

