Greetings Slapper! Welcome to the Gossip page, Where we'll try our damndest to keep you up to date about all things Chickeny, and anything which is remotely slappy.... Well we're finally in business, Our main title picture has arrived..Well, actually we got the original picture a couple of days back. We had removed the bubble wrap, and were about to superglue it to the Internet, when we noticed it had a couple of scratches, and for the price we're paying for such high Quality artwork, I think you'll agree, It should be in pristine condition. Anyway, As I started out to say before, We are now open for business, and will display our first feature below, with plenty more to come in the future.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden...CHICKEN?

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When the editor has finished playing with his scissors, We'll post it up here, and you will become (in)famous.