You know....it's a big old internet out there...

If you're not careful you can miss the exits which take you to the highlights of this big old collection of Data..

So here are a few Glowing Neon signs to point you in the right direction..
sorry....So here are a few Glowing Neon signs to point you in completely the wrong direction..to places that NO SANE MAN SHOULD EVER GO!

Sane women please form an orderly line...

Is Your Aunt Gorgeous???
Well put her to the test at

And see if the Public Agree!
My aunt was there once, but the rating system doesn't go to 11


Do nuts eat you?
Do you nuts are?
Nuts are doing you!?
Do do be do nuts?
Are you nuts???

Click on my handy dandy nuts and find out!!


We all know someone who's home planet we'd like to see Utterly destroyed,
VOGON.COM

For everyone who'll miss Douglas Adams
Who is up there somewhere, Sucking down a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster!


Hungry?
Have a mad criving for Violence toward small defenseless animals?
Well head on over to Joe Cartoon, and...

Then microwave a Gerbil for desert...


If like me you are a addict of the Six stringed Vice known as GUITARS
Then head on over to his fine place,

Or as I call it...TAB heaven
Sorry, Drummers are NOT allowed!


Having Computer Problems??
Need help that doesn't mess about??
Well The Doctor is in!

Just what the Doctor Ordered.


Ah!, The wonderful world of...
Goldfish
(crackers)

Go and sing-a-long with the Goldfish jingles


The lord of Web based Comic strips!

Go!...GO NOW!!!..
I don't think Miggs can manage again yet!..


Or if you like..The obligatory
Dilbert

He's getting kinda old, but hey, So are Pink Floyd!


For those who just can't wait for Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones..or for those who just dread it in case it's as bad as the first, then here's a nice little distraction, to take you back to the Glory days...

A few typos, but hey, all the more entertaining.