the agents would like to welcome you to a whole new area in the space-time continuum. you may be asking why we exist or who we are and that will all unfold. we are not here to offer you anything tangible. we're not here to show you what you can become with 3 easy steps and a check or money order.

we are the agents, complete with genetic project, fiery allie and brilliant pet. we are not heroes. we are not girls and boys here to tell you how to dress, what to say, who to sleep with, and why pleather is better than leather when it rains. we do not push, we simply exist. this is why we are the agents.
so, welcome...please come in and check any narrow-minded, hypocritical and/or really unintelligent-verging-on-just-really-stupid tendencies at the door.
thank you.