T-Diddy's Thoughts...

On Looking Fabulous...

i believe that the best way to look fabulous is to sleep alot and go to the bathroom as much as possible. Always remember the four P's:

Playin'
Poopin'
Peein'
Passin' out

and that is all i have to say about my secrets to youth and vitality...

Why Rawhide Bones are Best.

before picking up one of those rope bones for your dog, take a minute to think about what might be better for him or her. a rawhide bone, of course. although rope bones may have the power to "floss" your dog's teeth, a rawhide bone is much better for keeping your dog's teeth cleaner and their breath fresher.( you can ask any of the agents about my breath and they will agree.)
not to mention that rawhide bones are tastier than rope. (very obvious) and it's a good tool to give your dog some alone time. rope bones usually aren't any fun unless someone is on the other end of it. ergo, your dog can have fun alone with a rawhide bone. dog's can come up with clever ways to eat their bones as well.
i prefer to go for the middle bar before eating the side knots, but your dog may prefer another way. the possibilities are endless and the fun never ends. this has been a paid advertisement.

I Love Sleep

this is what i do best. while the agents are out all day, taking on missions and getting along with their lives, i'm sitting at home. i tend to take naps all throughout the day. agent lain's mother feeds me when necessary and walks me. sleep is good. if i were president, there would be no such thing as work. only sleep...and food. but mostly sleep.

About Not Having Opposable Thumbs...

let me just say that it really sucks. i wonder why the agents forced me to become a bartender by day. it's not like i can hold any of the goddamn glasses. jeeeebus. they probably did it to annoy me. much like putting me on that mission to figure out how to turn the doorknob. those bastards.