BIO: AGENT LANCEWOLFE

code name: Agent LanceWolfe

age: 28 (or 21, depending on pre-experiment or post-experiment)

height: 5'9"

weight: 150 lb.s

location of origin: as of yet, unknown. Agent Wolfe was recruited one day when he happened to wander into our secret base. the only story he told us was his car had broken down and he was walking back home. he's been with the agency ever since.

purpose: a loner in general, he came to us after he wandered into our base. he went for twenty minutes unnoticed until someone found him in the break room, finishing up the last of the donuts. 20 cups of coffee were also reported missing. his ability to sneak into and out of situations was seen as an asset to the agency and he was hired on the spot. several ex-partners have revealed that he is jovial, sarcastic, and at many times with a dark and brooding edge. Later observations showed him to often have times of sorrow, and it is during these times that again he picks up the loner attitude. several times during his career with G.E.E.K. he has gone missing for weeks at a time only to come back with little explanation of himself and sarcastic jokes about the chief's choice of ties. Later partners have revealed that he is on a personal quest for redemption, often to be saying that a dark shadow is haunting him. even with this he has a strange draw to the rest of humanity, trying desperately to get others to realize the happiness and beauty which they are missing. a cynic's edge with a poetic soul. he has been called around the office "a paradox in leather shoes."

occupation by day: runs a small repair shop, working mainly on computer and audio components.

weaknesses: yahoo serious; kryptonite; the internet

loves: friendship; honor; music; san dimas

superpower: scatting (demi-god-esque)

weapon of choice: dual baretta's akimbo style. he has never shown an interest in graduating to larger weapons, claiming them to be, "messy, clumsy, and severely without style." often times looking for the way out that puts as little lives at risk as possible. he carries the record of lowest casualties in the agency. however, because of this, he has put himself and his partners in extremely perilous situations, several times. he holds the record of most turnovers of partners in the agency. however, since he has teamed up with Agent Lain, he has not had a problem due to the fact that Agent Lain is just as concerned about the love of life and the sexiness of style as he.