In my life there are many occurences, many of which I hate. Here are a few of the many things I hate (NOTE: Constantly updated.) People that are not handicapped that park in handicapped spaces. Cold, wet towels The pumpkin smell The color Off-White The lead singer of Nickelback The lead singer of Tantric The lead singer of Creed Creed Marching Band Floaties in my drinks Those Flash animations that try to scare you Softcore porn Boulian Cubes Rubix Cubes Cubes When my hamster pees in my palm Flies Picnics Cleaning toilets Catsup (not Ketchup) Mayonnaise Televangelists Crumbs Research Papers Artsy Films Hot sun after rain The smell that accompanies hot sun after rain Bleeding Heart liberals Clinton Gore Newt Gingrich Ross Perot Politcians John Carpenter Osama Bin Laden Sadaam Hussein Janet Reno People who edge their way in in traffic People who don't wave "thank you" when you let them in in traffic. People who PRETEND to be smarter than they are Girls that won't let me see them naked People who try to be different Celebrities People from Minnesota Hitler Star Trek Mr. Jarvis People that won't stay out of my damn business. Telemarketers The red-headed guy at Electronics Boutique Vegans PETA Environmental Weirdos Venerial Diseases Hax0rz Gold digging money whores Size Queens The iron kids bread crustless bread commercial Toe fungus Spiritual weirdos Cockroaches Razorburn Old people How it rains after I wash my damn car Americans who try to be british American idol People who are anti-America because it's trendy People who are pro-America because it's trendy MTV Yoohoo Getting gum on my shoes Affirmative action Rust Long bus rides Macho people "Handsome" women Female body builders Disco Rap M. Night Shaylaman or whatever the hell his name is People who get stuff they don't deserve Guys with girlfriends that they don't deserve Choglit Not being able to nail my Region Music Not being able to nail guitar riffs Not being able to nail a girl Not being able to find nails at the hardware store Cigarettes Onions Normans Saxons Little kids who can beat me at videogames Losing at pool with Josh Astromech Droids with Attitudes (Ala R2-D2) Giants... Not the team, the mythical large men that eat people. "Buggin'" Stephen Segall Funerals The Nasty chicks at Renos The male eye doctors that lean RIGHT down in your face Solstice for NES Treasure Master for NES Startropic for NES Faxanadu for NES The Omega Code Resident Evil (the movie, not the game) Dev-C++ People who are fooled by that crossing over guy College Applications How my dad says I'm gay How people on AIM ALWAYS mistake me for some guy named Alex or Mick AIM AOL Flaky people (myself EXcluded) Losing at pool to girls How my hamster now understands there is life outside its cage. Urkel Patrick Duffy Bay Area Blvd. Did I MENTION The Omega Code? Riceboys (refer to funny stuff) Christmas traffic Fat sweaty people that hug you Constipation Laundry School The 23 people that were ahead of me in my class preventing me from being in the 2nd Quarter. Fraternities Sororities Bad grammar and punctuation Bad internet ettiquette. Chris's Danielle the TA That idiot in Philosophy that sucks up 40 year olds that try to prove how smart they are during lecture Cats Colorado Dallas San Antonio AUSTIN Writer's Block Onions Cabbage Spinach Cocky assholes Loud people Sleep Deprivation Fake people The marines Religious Zealots When people in my dorm don't flush. When you pull the condom off. When "skin" and "roots" are used in the same sentence. Lichens Nutra Rats HOME