One Fine Day: Reloaded 2

By: Kyle One fine day in Mr. Kehoes class... “And that was the time my kid fell out of a moving vehicle.” Mr. Kehoe said as Mike was disco dancing in a Jedi robe and muttering something about Rosalie as Alisa was watching gay porn on her laptop and Kyle was smoking bees and taking the blue pill as Alex played cards the trenchcoat mafia “...and you need to make a graph.” Kehoe said, “Can't I kill him yet?” Asked Alex “no, it's my story and it's Alisa’s turn and you got to kill him twice so quit bitching!” Kyle yelled, “After all this is the fourth story in my trilogy.” “And all together you have spent 45 minutes on them.” Alisa says, “Shut up!” Kyle yells “STULEN!” mike screamed. “And our ho of the day is…” Kyle said. “Katie Bentoski for wearing a skirt that almost covers half her ass” Alisa said “Wow, she has been the ho of the day for the whole year” Kyle says “It must be a gift” Alisa said, “Like ya!” Katie said, “It took me four hours to get into this tight shirt and skirt (A.K.A. a belt).” “And you look like quite a ho.” Alex said, “It's hard work but someone has to do it…I guess” Katie said as Austin got electrocuted and everyone laughed. “Wasn’t that funny?” Tre said “No” Alisa said and shot him out a window. “Hi!” Megan said. “Didn’t you die?” Kyle asked. “Yeah, but if Tre gets to come back then so do I.” Megan said. “No! You don’t.” Kyle said, as he banished her to hell. Just then a Michael Jackson robot came in in search of young boys and takes Chatmon, Mike cheered. Just then Alisa leaned out the window to discover a cloning machine. “So that’s how he keeps coming back!” Alisa yells as she raped the entire Red Wing’s team. Suddenly Alisa spied Brett Hull. “MMM!” Alisa yelled. Just then Tommy Lee’s “Get Naked” song began to play. So they listened to the song’s instructions and did so. She jumped on him and they began to do each other as weird drum music began to play and the sex scene becomes intermittent with a giant party/orgy elsewhere that would ruin this were it a movie. So they screwed. Suddenly, eight days later they were done. “Yea.” Alisa said like the Ladies Man. “We made sweet love for about seven and a half days!” “God that was good!” Tre said. “What the Fuck!” Alisa yelled jumping up; suddenly clothed. “Aww…” Brett said as she lunged at Tre. “Now its time to have an explicitly long Kung Fu battle for no reason in a hallway full of doors with some random person.” Mike said as he and Austin got in Kung Fu stances. Ten years later. “My God all these doors lead back into the hall, so how did we get in?” mike asked. “It's quite simple really. All that happened was...” Kehoe said as he went into some science mummbo-jummbo no one listened to. “And just when we were about to learn, Mike had to ask a stupid question and here we are back were we started learning nothing.” Alisa said, “It was my fault he talked all along? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Mike yelled in dismay. Just then, “Oh my God! There’s crap in here!” Alisa yelled. “AAHHH!” Kyle cried “What?” Alisa asked, “Where have I been throughout this whole story ?I must have been on a bad trip.” Kyle said, “And why didn’t you wake me up when the story started to get good?” Alisa shrugged. “What the Fuck!” Kyle yelled, “Alisa! I know it was you who put that huge orgy in my story and what a waste of paper! My God you're fucked up Alisa.” “And damn proud of it!” Alisa shouted. TWANG! “Alex!” Kyle yelled as he turned to see Alex strangling Kehoe. “Sorry” Alex said, “I couldn’t help myself.” Just then the bell rang. “Let's go get some lunch.” Kyle said.