One Fine Day: Reloaded

By: Kyle One fine day in Mr. Kehoes class… “And it would have been nicer if it were a little bigger.” Kehoe said as Alisa disco danced and Kyle asked Katie to get dressed while Mike muttered something about the One and Rosalie. Just then Alex walked in with the Trenchcoat Mafia and a briefcase. Alex walked up to Alisa with the Trenchcoat Mafia “Alex.” Alisa said “…and that is a annoyingly long and unnecessary problem” Kehoe says. TWANG! (the sound of piano wire just before it goes around Kehoe’s neck killing him) “Now Mrs. Kingsbury” Alex said “You can take the red pill or the blue one.” “Which one will make me higher?” Alisa asked “The red one” Alex said “Hell ya!” Alisa yelled as she swallowed the pill. Just then Tre walks in “Mrs. Kingsbury.” Tre said “Nice to see you again Mrs. Kingsbury” “Smith.” Alisa said “Actually its Leoni.” Tre said as he pulled out his Desert Eagle and shoots at Alisa. Alisa puts out her hand. The bullet stops right after it goes through her hand. “Damn my delayed reaction time!” Alisa yelled “Let’s see you do that when your dead!” Alisa screamed as she shot him out a window with her AK. “You are the One!” Mike yelled as he twitched, “The Prophesy for told it.” Mike said “Yes, I can sense it” Alisa said “Many shall be smitten!” “I’m glad to see you have accepted your destiny.” Alex said. “Guns!” Alisa yelled as a huge room of guns poped up. “Fun!” Kyle yells “I’m so going with you.” “Fine.” Alisa said “I’m ready.” Mike said with a twitch. Mike came out with a Jedi robe on and a light saber. “What the Hell!” Alisa yelled “We’re not in a galaxy far, far away.” Kyle says “Yeah!” Alisa screams “We have to kill all the stupid people in the world!” alisa said as she shot Austin, Chatmen, and Megan. “Three less retards in the world!” Mike said, still wearing the robe. “Get that off and put on this black leather trenchcoat.” Alisa said; “Keep your pants on!” “That is so wrong” Kyle said. “Well then, are you ready for an unnecessarily long kung fu battle when you could use guns instead?” Alex asked “Yes.” both Kyle and Alisa said. Just then the bell rang “Let’s go get some lunch” Kyle said.