One Fine Day: 2

By: Kyle One fine day in Mr. Kehoe’s class… Kehoe was telling a story something about a swing but no one was listening. Mike kept twitching and muttering about Rosalie and Alisa was watching gay porn on her laptop and biching about Kyle spelling her name wrong while Kyle was discoing. “Hey Kyle” Alisa said, “What?” Kyle asked “Come look at my web site.” Alisa said “OK.” Kyle complied. “The underwear gnomes!” Mike exclaimed, “Coffee, the pressures of life; Rosalie!” Just then Alex showed up “… and that was the time I was in Nom…” “hey Alex” Kyle said “why don’t you tell us about the time u died?” “Which one?” asked Alex “…and that was the time I thought about how a donut hit me in the head and made me look stupid” Kehoe said “Oh My God!!” Mike yells “are we ever going to learn any thing?!” “…And I’m going to test you on that” Kehoe said “AHHHHHHH!” Mike screams Alisa smacks him “That hurt my ears!” “Ow!” mike says. Tre walks too close to Alisa and she shoots him out the window. “Mr. Kehoe have you ever thought about teaching NO-ONE-CARES-101?” Mike asks “yes” Kehoe, says “Kehoe! You’re the reason for my I.Q. dropping!” Alisa yells “STULEN!” Mike yells “Its its like Stolen but it isn’t” “This reminds me of the time I worked for the Colombians in the drug trade and grew pot (bees) on the roof of the school” said Kehoe “flying hell! Alisa shouts, “Shut up!" kyle yells “Why wont just die?” mike asks “and that will count as a test grade” Kehoe said “I’ll kill you!” mike yells “restrain yourself” alisa says “watch what im motioning!” Kehoe yells “Listen to my unclear directions!” alisa’s gay porn is making her drewel. “I’m unfair” Kehoe said as Tre climbs back into the room. Tre talks causing mikes I.Q. to drop “go be stupid somewhere else!” alisa shouts “and quit hogging all the ugly!” alisa wipps out her AK and kills him “your all in big trauble if this dosnt remind me of a story! Kehoe yells “which it does” Just then “if only I had some smite” alisa said “Techno!” kyle yells as he starts to dance scaring those around him “What the hell are you doing?” alisa asked “Dancing!” Kyle said “Oh, I thought you where having a sesure” alisa said. Mike laughs like a mad man “STULEN!” “your scaring me” Kyle says. Just then Kehoe took a smoking break. “HI!” Megan says “Not again!” Kyle yells “Alisa likes me!” Megan screams “That’s what you think” Kyle mutters under his breath. Mike twitches. Just then Alex walks in with the trenchcoat mofia and strangles Kehoe with piano wire. “…and that was the time I strangled Kehoe to death with piano wire.” Alex said “That just happened!” Alisa yelled. Just then the bell rang. “lets go get some lunch.” Kyle said This was loosly based on a true story the names of the people in this story have not been changed for protective purposes Fuck them!