One Fine Day

By: Kyle One fine day Mike was twitching and muttering something about gravity but no one cared. Alisa was discoing to tecno music while Kehoe was telling a story “...get that jello.” no one laughs or says anything just slowly backs away. “So anyway,” Mr. Kehoe said while no one listened. “So Alisa” Tre said “wasn’t that funny?” “No.” Alisa said then shot him, he fell out the window and hit the ground with a splat. “That reminds me of a story.” Mr. Kehoe said “Make it stop!” Mike yelled. “Shut the flying fuck up!” Kyle said. Mr. Kehoe doesn’t hear over his droning voice. “No one cares!” Mike yelled. Mr. Kehoe still doesn’t hear. Just then Tre drags himself up the window, Alisa shoots him again. “So how’s boredom?” Alisa asks “Boring.” Kyle, says. Mike twitches. “Mr. Kehoe?” Megan said, “What’s that powder you’re sniffing?” “My inspiration for life.” Kehoe said. “Alyssa!” Alisa yelled “What?” Kyle asked, “You spelled my name wrong.” Alisa said. Alisa takes the paper and writes her name on it. “There.” Alisa said “Thanks.” Kyle said “AAAHHHHHH!” Mike yelled “What!?” Kyle and Alisa yelled, “I hate Chatman!” Mike yells “So does the rest of humanity.” Kyle says. “POT!” Alisa yells. “How can one class suck so much?” Mike asks. “Like this,” Alisa says “SUCK!!” “Oh my God the North Atlantic!” Alisa yells as she opens her drawer “My God there’s crap in here!” “Great!” Alisa yells “What?” Kyle asks “You misspelled more crap!” Alisa screamed. “I Know that’s what’s funny.” Kyle says “No it’s the funny stuff that’s funny.” Alisa says. “Rosalie I want you, come and take me!” Mike yells in no particular direction. “Wow, you have problems.” Alisa says “Big ones…” “You have big ones too.” Kyle says Alisa points her boomstick at him “Don’t push it!” Just then Tre drags himself up the window again. “Why won’t you die?” Alisa asks. Alisa pushes Chatman out the window falling on Tre killing him instantly. “Thank you, thank you, thank you!” Mike yells bowing at Alisa’s feet, “All in a days work of SMITE!” then goes back to writing Her story but then, “Why did you capitalize the H in her?” “I don’t know.” Kyle said but then, “Oh what’s this a box with a crank, and you turn, turn, turn and oh! A jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die!” Mike says in a crazed delusion “What the flying fuck is your problem?” Alisa asks and why are you stealing all my ideas Kyle?” “Whee!” Mike yells “Because your ideas rock!” Kyle yells “Yes they do!” Alisa shouts, “What are you yelling about?” Kehoe asks “Crack!” Alisa says “Oh, ok” Kehoe says. “Alisa!” Megan yells, “What the hell do you want?” Alisa asks, “What are you doing?” Megan asks, “Resisting the urge to push you out the window after Tre!” Alisa yells, her finger twitching on the boomstick trigger. “K” Megan says then smiles. “AHHHHHHH!” Mike yells as he loses his sanity. He grabs Alisa’s hand. “What the hell!” Alisa yells. Mike aims the boomstick at Kehoe; who is still telling his story that no one cares about “DIE!!” Mike yells. BOOM! As he pulls the trigger Kehoe falls and dies of the gunshot wound. “Feel better?” Kyle asks. “Yes.” Mike says with a twitch. “Yo touched my hand!” Alisa screams in horror. Just then the bell rang. “Lets go get some lunch!” Kyle says.