"Your face is like the square root of seven - irregular"
"Your fat is like pi - infinite"
"Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other Koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead too"
"What did he farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor!?"
"What do you call Bob the Builder when he's retired? Bob"
