Leobreaker and Wing Saber: “Yes sir!”
Optimus Prime: “Ooh...uh...I’ll choose...um...uh...”
Wing Saber: “You’re seriously not thinking about combining with Kitty Litter over here are you?!”
Leobreaker: “Don’t start with me today, Fly Boy!”
Wing Saber: “Go cough up a furball, Furball.”
Optimus Prime: “Woah, Autobots, we can settle this without arguing.”
Soundwave: “Hurry the hell up, Robot Chicken’s coming on and I cancelled my TiVo.”
Optimus Prime: “You know most Decepticons wait quietly for their assbeatings.”
Leobreaker: “Hey, I think I got an idea on how to solve our problem.”
*BEAT DOWN!*
Cybertron Optimus Prime: “And that’s the story of how I defeated Soundwave.”
Classic Optimus Prime: “You need help to beat Soundwave?”
Movie Optimus Prime: “Dude you suck.”