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You have reached Sara's website. I'm sorry I can't take your call right now but if you leave your name, email and message I'll be sure to get back to you. Most of what you're about to read is just entertaining nonsense so feel free-enjoy. When I'm not in my right mind I'm in my left one. BE ADVISED THIS WEBSITE IS STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION I love animals here you can see Houdini, who's lying on the bed. She came from the Humane Society AND the one mugging for the camera is Holly she was rescued from an abusive life. I also like to go to Renaissance Festivals. My friends and I make and dress in costume when we attend. Here's snaps from the St. Louis festival. If you'd like to learn more there's s link below. I got married in August of 2008. Above is a picture of me with my (now) husband (back before we were engaged)I have a master of arts degree in theatre but I prefer to direct or do stage makeup. I also love to travel. In 3 summers I've managed to see London (twice), Paris (twice), Switzerland, Liechteinstein, Austria (twice,Innsbruck/Vienna), Germany (Munich), Venice & Florence Italy, Ireland and Scotland. I've seen the Crown Jewels, toured the Alps, walked through a concentration camp, went to the top of the Eiffel Tower, saw where Galileo is buried and I've kissed the Blarney Stone-which is not recommended for people who have a fear of heights like myself. But sometimes you have go for it because you may only get one chance. Would you believe the one thing I haven't done is see(due to repairs & sold out tickets) the top of our own Washington Monument (and I'm from D.C.) or Lady Liberty but I am going to rectify that. I said I'd see the world one day and I did it. When you want something bad enough don't give up because you may surprise yourself. I'm also a big lover of New Orleans, I love Mardi Gras-just haven't been down there for one yet. So in the meantime I make Mardi Gras masks and sell them. I also make homemade soap and other bath products. In the meantime when I'm not searching for a better job -while working at the local grocery store-hey these are hard times for all, or designing ceramic dinnerware I am also a "creative consultant" what that means is if you need to know what your business is doing wrong, how to boost productivity/profits, or you have the brains, money and knowhow to start a business but don't have an idea....you contact me at the email address below.

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