Malificent: This page is run by the disney villians.
Barbossa: *yells* I am a disney villian.
Cinderella's Step Mother: Fool!!! ANIMATED Villians not live action!
Yzma -she's the villian in the emperor's new groove- *as a kitty*: It is the ink that makes us so beautiful!
Kronk -her assistant-: Aren't we supposed to introduce this page.
Yzma: Oh yeah...
Step mother: Here are some famous last words. It is funny to here what people say before they die. MWHAHAHAHA
Jafar: These section was made from going through sites and reasearching. Some are inventions of Shakaku. If you have any suggestions e-mail them to her at Captain_shakaku@hotmail.com
1. I'll get a world record for this.
2. Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
3. It's fireproof.
4. He's probably just hibernating.
5. I'm making a citizen's arrest.
6. So, you're a canibal.
7. It's probably just a rash.
8. Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
9. The odds of that happening have to be a million-to-one!
10. Pull the pin and count to what?
11. Which wire was I supposed to cut?
12. I wonder where the mother bear is.
13. I've seen this done on TV a million times.
14. These are the good kind of mushrooms.
15. I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
16. Funny, you look just like Charles Manson.
17. Rat poison only kills rats.
18. It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
19. This doesn't taste right.
20. I can make this light before it changes.
21. Nice doggie.
22. I can do that with my eyes closed.
23. Hey watch this!
24. What does this button do?
25. It doesn’t look that far down.
26. Don’t be silly, its not loaded.
27. Don’t worry the dragon is asleep
28. Oops..
29. Don’t worry, I’ve been here before; there are no traps.
30. We aren’t lost.
31. Sure I know how to operate this thing.
32. It looks deep enough from here. I’m diving.
33. Click here to continue.
34. Wonder what happens if I push this button.
35. What difference does it make?
36. I wonder how this thing works.
37. O.O Hey! You are right! It’s getting chilly.
38. He told us not to push the button, or did he say to push the button, oh well I’ll just try pushing the button see if that works.
39. Whoa, that thing’s got more teeth than I thought.
40. This cave is empty!
41. Of course the lasers are turned off!
42. Look out!
43. Don't worry the anestisia will sink in soon.
44. YAY!! I'm safe!
45. All I have to do is follow these three easy steps.
46. It doesn't hurt anymore!
47. Ooooo I found a staple gun
48. Gasoline is not that flammable
