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Evil Overlord Convention Brochure

Illseanor: Welcome to the Evil Overlord Convention

Diomo: *crossing his arms* *mutter hello mutter*

Uncle Arthur: I am deeply honored to be one of the ones to welcome you here ladies and gentlemen.

Illseanor: The Evil Overlord Convention Brochure is run by Shakaku's original villians.

Diomo: *throws brochure at you* There you go

Shakaku: *fwaps Diomo* NO! NO! People could get paper cuts...

Diomo: Err! *goes and burns a statue of Malachite*

Uncle Arthur: Well he is strange bloke

Illseanor: *sigh* I am surronded by incompetent fools.....

Shakaku: me too......

Illseanor: I am not incompetent!

Shakaku: ... but you are a fool

Diomo: *laughing at Illseanor*

Speakers

Speaker Topic time
Announcer Guy Introduction 7:00 am
Sauron Mascara & Eyeliner 7:30 am
Darth Vader Using the force..... to make rum 7:50 am
Willy Coyote Explosivies 8:30 am
Barbossa Apples 9:30 am
Voldermort Silent Murdering 10:45 am
Dr. Evil Mini-me's 11:25 am

Why You Should Go To The Dark Side

Many people have asked, Why in the World should I be evil? The answer to this question is quite simple, evil is fun. Evil is fun?! you may repeat in shock. Yes it is.

Why Evil is fun

At first it might sound that evil is boring and dull and everything else that is not fun, but what can be more entertaining than revenge, explosives, and giant toliets of doom? Sure it maybe "wrong" but thats half the fun. The suspense of the fact that you might get caught, plus flushing heroes down the toliet of doom is twice as fun as flushing normal civilians down. Not everyone is truely evil, yeah sure we all cheat, steal and lie, but it takes lots of hard work to be good at it. When you succed though the rewards are countless, fame, money, power,... more toliets of doom can all be yours..

There are many diffrent types of villians you could be. Each type is very diffrent, yet each type has one thing in common, evilness! The types include;