On an AQUARIUS bottle
"AQUARIUS-THE SPORTS DRINK- enables quick recovery for your parched body and spirit by adjusted osmotic pressure, and its five ingredients support to keep you going."
Author's note: Osmotic pressure? (ok, osmosis is the process that the body uses to move water and water soluble substances around itself, particularly against gravity, through diffusion through the cell membranes) Does that mean that you have a partial lack of pressure before you drink AQUARIUS? How is it that you don't implode? Wait, do Japanese people even know what osmotic pressure is? Is there even such a thing as pressure of the osmosis? NAN DAAAAA?
On the packet of a GENJI PIE sugar cookie
"Genji Pie is made from the finest ingredients, wheat flour, margarine, sugar, salt. This heart-shaped pie has been enjoyed since 1965. Why don't you make your teatime happier with Genji?"
Author's note: Since when has margarine been a fine ingredient? Last I heard it was fake butter. Butter takes around 4 steps to make, margarine takes over 30. Also, Genji Pie isn't even a pie, or a cake, its a sugar COOKIE. A psuido pie with fake butter. Tasty. *through a cookie filled mouthful* NAAAA DAAAAA?
Survey from 'The Japan Times' daily english newspaper, Wednesday 3rd of March, 2004
"The Japan Times plans to examine the subject of 'food', including Shikoku (food education), in a series of suppliments that will appear in the paper in the future..."
"...Those people who answer the following survey...will have a chance to win some great food prizes."
"...Among the people who answer this survey, 50 lucky winnners will be chosen to recieve a prize from Kikkoman or Kagome..."
The Prizes
*Delmonte Low Sugar jam set brix 25 (for 20 persons)
*Bottle of Kagome Ketchup Houjin (for 30 persons)
Author's note: What kind of stupid survey gives ketchup as a prize? I mean seriously, would you want enough ketchup for 30 people? And the jam. I think the moment it mentions 'brix' in the name you should start to worry. Jam for 25...hm...no thanks. What's my submission to the survey? Nannnn Da!?
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