The New York Yankees
Circle I Limbo

DMV Employees
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Sofia
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Nick
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

The Pope
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

People who hate me
Circle VII Burning Sands

You
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Whitney
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell