Day 2...
#2
Dear Diary,
Today v. fun. Was prepared and everything. Silly gooses. If you don't write you'll forget. Long discussion on water. Am definitely the favorite. He has been dressing nicely lately. Tucked in shirts and everything. Strange. Confirms my suspicions that humans not only weakest race of Earth, but cannot accessorize worth a D*mn. Told him his poor dress sense would attract all the wrong sorts.
Cheyne said we will watch movies in class. Had bad thoughts. Being held captive by Cheyne and forced to watch "Flipper" over and over until tell him where the Holy Grail is. Evil methods of torture refined over millennia. Will remain strong. If switched over to repeat viewing of "The Faculty" will not be able to cope. Will tell him I have no idea where the Holy Grail is. Think have developed fear of water thinking about being forced to watch dolphin movie 300 times.
Have very strange idea that there will be end of semester party. Do not like Twister idea and have rejected their suggestion of polka music theme for the party. Do not see why we all have to suffer just because Cheyne could not give up his jewelry habits-- Wait...
Have fixed pen with special elf glue. Go me! Think Ashley C. may be trying to be favorite. Will kill her if she tries anything.
Chris still cannot think.
Definitely his favorite! Go me!
51 days until "The Matrix Reloaded."
Quotes of the day:
"A difference is not a difference unless it makes a difference."
"Mr. Kurtz is in a land far away..."
"Don't set anything on fire."
