I agree that Taylor Sullivan is a tight-ass person

I agree that no matter how crappy I thikn that his webpage is, I will say I enjoy it.

I agree that I am none of the following: Someone over the age of 25, Pregnant, Gay, Top 10 People in my class, or Does not have a sense of Humor.

I am however a hot girl or a pimp

I do not suffer from from back problems, migrains, heart attacks, strokes, or once again, homosexuality.