Quotes

"Is this a road?"
~Tom Cramer~

"I'd say it hurts, but its too small."
~Ethan Helm~

"If she looks 18, says she's 18, and feels 18, then she can be 18 for an hour.... maybe two."
~Stephen Edmisten~

"We've just started this trip and already lost people"
~Stephen (Ting Yo) Anderson~

"Its not that I don't trust you, its just that I trust me more!"
~Sarah Helm~

"Its time for my ass to roar."
~Ethan Helm~

"Unfortuently, it was more like a purr rather than a roar. The Roar will come later."
~Ethan Helm~

"Whore"
~Richard Pearson~

"I can goo you."
~Richard Pearson~

"Blow me, Richard."
~Sarah Helm~

"I only said ow because Richard didn't have enough goo on his hands.."
~Sarah Helm~

"ok, no more petting, more blowing.."
~Sarah Helm~

"Yes, I want me a virgin now!"
~Stephen (Ting Yo) Anderson~

"Do you have to take medication for ADD or Homosexuality?"
~Ethan Helm~

Tom: "They must of used the dark arts. They needed the blood of a virgin goat to lubricate."
Ethan: "Or you tried for less than thirty seconds.."

"You're acting like no one wants to have sex with a 16 year old."
~Tom Cramer~

"Everone wants to have sex with a 16 year old... thats why there is a law.."
~Tom Cramer~

"It does no good to shut the door if the gas cap not back on...."
~Stephen Edmisten~

Adam "Yo Nick, Where you at? Me and Steve are gonna go to Sun Hing's to eat."
Nick "I'm at an APO formal.."
Adam "Hahahaha Suck on THAT!"

Taiwan84Man: i have gone swing dancing
TangleThis: !!!!!
TangleThis: You swing dance?
Taiwan84Man: i do now
TangleThis: Fly to Memphis!
Taiwan84Man: :-D
TangleThis: Marry me!
Taiwan84Man: haha

"I love you like a Mexican loves Fat Chicks"
~Scott~

Kat: Yo pink asian dude!

Hardy: Kubrick wrote AI, and Speil screwed the ending all to hell.
Hardy: And I hate him for it.
Me: oh yeah
Hardy: Hate him.
Me: i heard bout that
Me: lol
Me: so what exactly are you doing?
Hardy: Masturbating.
Hardy: A whoooooole lot.
Me: lol

"Math is not suppose to be an orgasmic experience!!!"
~Naru~ (from Love Hina)

"Look at what I can do!!"
~Scott~

"Turn Right!" (He says to Josh as Josh turns into the other person's yard...)
~Elliot~

"Let me get the Nunchucks out of your bag"
(We are on the Freeway and the Nunchucks are in the trunk)
~Jacob~

"Hey babe"
~Steve~

"What's the worse that could happen?"
~Jeff~

"Houston sucks, balls, monkey balls at that"
~David~