1. That sniveling little homo Nolan is trying to take over the Purges again. What are you gonna do about it?
Nolan’s gonna meet the business end of your claws.
Meh. I’ll just take my over-compensating ASD and blow him up.
Tag along in my clawcraft
Shoot him with a squirt gun.
While the cheesecake is cooling in the fridge, you go shove a lightsaber up his tailpipe.
I’m NOT a sniveling little homo!
Huh? I’m lost.
*giggle* Who?

2. Blast it! Nolan has escaped your wrath. Rumor has it he’s on Coruscant/Yuzzahn’tar. So, now what?
Stalk off to Yuzzahn’tar, lightsaber in hand and slice him into itty-bitty pieces.
Bring down the orbital ring, crushing yourself in the process.
Go back to base and watch the others kick his booty whilest drinking tea.
Take your gerbils and a bigger, better squirt gun.
Follow along like a good Sith apprentice and…is that sleeping gas? *passes out*
Hide. Maybe they won’t find you.
Don’t have a clue as to what’s happening.
Ugh! I’m not going there. It’s dirty!

3. Well, Drake brought down the orbital ring, but might have killed himself in the process. How do you feel about that?
Really, really upset. The med droid is now in pieces.
Hehehe. Oops.
Time to go sedate the upset one…
Now where am I gonna get apple slices?
Eh. He’ll be back.
I WIN!!!
*still lost*
WAAAAAAH! *a sobbing and blubbering mess*

4. Good news! Drake’s OK, but JM let it slip that she has a crush on him!
*growl* DID NOT!
Really? Uh…*doesn’t know how to deal with this*
That’s interesting.
Oooh! Kissy!
*grabs some cheesecake* this oughtta be interesting.
*gets away while you still can*
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I KNEW IT! HAHA--*gets whacked*
*is looking in the mirror and doesn’t know what’s happening*

5. You’re in a bar. What are you drinking?
Coco
Maw
Tea
Apple Juice
Whatever
Wine of some kind
Lomin
COKE! ^_^

6. Choose your weapon
Double-bladed lightsaber
Sith lightning and red lightsaber
Clawcraft
Gerbils, squirt gun, lightsaber
Lightsaber
Uh…FORK! (Actually, the fact that I’m gay keeps others away)
Blasters are just fine, thank you
I don’t fight. I might break a nail.

7. Can you die?
Sure. If you can get through my dazzling ‘saber skills and gymnastics.
I’m an invincible 6000 year-old shapeshifter. No, I can’t die.
I will if you take away my clawcraft!
You gotta get through the gerbils first.
If I’m actually CONCIOUS…maybe.
Please don’t hurt me! I bruise easily!
*draws blaster* Just try it.
MY HAIR!! *dies*

8. The Kyp clones are loose.
I knew I shouldn’t have left that conveyor running...Ah well. *slice & dice time*
Oooh goody. *kills Kyps*
I’ll bomb the factory.
GERBILS ATTACK!
I’m UNCONCIOUS! I can’t do anything!
I didn’t do it! I swear!
Wait! I got this one! *draws blaster*
Here Kypie Kypie Kypie…

9. Girls are….
Trouble. And don’t you forget it.
Evil. One turned me to the Darkside (too bad there IS NO Darkside…)
We’re cool
We rule
Cruel and Unusual
Girls?! I like BOYS!
Uh…*lost*
PRETTY!

10. What is your favorite movie to parody?
X2: X-Men United.
The Matrix and LOTR.
Whatever. As long as I know what the storyline is.
LOTR
The Emperor’s New Groove
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Shrek
Legally Blonde