This page is dedicated to the pasta pro. If you're not familiar with the pasta pro, one of the advertised perks to the pasta pro is that in conventional pasta making, when you 'splish' the pasta into the colander, it has a tendency to tip over, causing the pasta to 'splash' into the sink, ruining your dinner. The commercial also implies that when this disaster happens, it turns your spouse and children into assholes. Now, this has never once happened to anyone I know, but the pasta pro supposedly prevents this hypothetical situation.

Now, we recently acquired the pasta pro. Here is a picture of the first time we used it. This photo is NOT fabricated! This really happened!

Now I move on to a more serious subject: injury in the work place. Specifically, inadequate health care after said injury. I was hammering an unnecessary amount of roofing nails into what I can only refer to as "concrete hell sheets" (according to the stamp on them, a.k.a. backerboard) and I got a blister on my thumb. I went on to pop it because really, it was, like, 11AM, I was gonna be doing this crap for another four hours. That was when it really started to hurt because my thumb was covered with concrete hell sheet stuff. I washed it off as best as I could with the jug of water we keep around to fill the toilet, but we didn't have an band-aids, so I had to use electrical tape. WTF???? Anyways, this is a shout out to you, Rossi.