Reaction: | Result: |
You quickly shout that it was an accident and apologize, in a manly tone. | What the hell is that? Accept what you've done and take pride in it. Minus 20 Cool Points |
You write a 10-page essay explaining that it was a mistake. | No, no, no, no. But you saved some points for wasting time on a meaningless paper. Minus 10 Cool Points |
You run away screaming. | Meh. 0 Cool Points |
You turn red, pee your pants, and cry like a baby. | Very creative, and you put some good emotion into it. Plus 10 Cool Points |
You lick your lips, wink, and go in for a second serving. | Score! Plus 20 Cool Points |
Reaction: | Result: |
You turn around and compliment him on hospitalizing the starting quarterback from Merritt Island. | Didn't Mrs. Donaldson teach you that violence is bad? Minus 20 Cool Points |
You smile cheerfully and trot away. | Big mistake by not confronting him, but the fruity trotting helps you out. Minus 10 Cool Points |
You pay him ten bucks. | I repeat. Meh. 0 Cool Points |
You threaten to report him to an administrator if he hurts you again. | When in doubt, to a teacher you should pout. Plus 10 Cool Points |
You whip out your graphing calculator and after some quick calculations, determine that his IQ is inversely relative to the amount of hairs on his chest. | He will most certainly be impressed by your use of geometric ratios and advanced calculus. Plus 20 Cool Points |
Your Choice: | Result: |
A clone combining the looks of Pamela Anderson, the football knowledge of Pat Summerall, and the humor of Chris Farley. | Look. You may as well forget the rest of this paper, because coolness is beyond your reach. Minus 20 Cool Points |
A clone combing the football knowledge of Pamela Anderson, the humor of Pat Summerall, and the looks of Chris Farley. | Look. You may as well forget the rest of this paper, because you have no room for improvement. Plus 20 Cool Points |