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Voyager quotes from the Second Season


30. Threshold
"'Infinite velocity?' Got it! So that means 'very fast.'" -- Neelix, who is, of course, wrong. "I have some tests I'd like to run on Your Majesty before I release you back into the realm of ordinary humans." -- the Doctor. "You may proceed." --Paris. "It's possible Mr. Paris represents a future stage in human development, though I can't say it's very attractive." -- the Doctor (Paris looks like a big lizard at the time). "I'm not sure which one is the Captain." -- Chakotay "The female obviously." -- Tuvok (now they both look like lizards).
31. Meld
"And if people want to take off their clothes and chase one another, it certainly wouldn't hurt morale around here." -- Neelix to Tuvok. "All of us have violent instincts. We have evolved from predators...well, not me, of course, I've just been programmed by you predators." -- The Doctor. "Do you know what a mind-meld is?" -- Tuvok. "That Vulcan thing where you grab someone's head." -- Suder. "Vulcan mind-melds. Utter foolishness. Anybody with an ounce of sense wouldn't share his brain with someone else. Would you? I certainly wouldn't." -- the Doctor, who's got a point, to Janeway. "Sitting here, attempting to meditate, I have counted the number of ways I know of killing someone using just a finger, a hand, a foot. I had reached 94 when you entered." -- Tuvok to Janeway.
32. Dreadnought
"When a bomb starts talking about itself in the third person, I get worried." -- Paris.
33. Death Wish
"Facial art. Oooo. How very wilderness of you." -- Q to Chakotay. "This ship will not survive the formation of the cosmos." -- Torres. "Did anyone ever tell you you're angry when you're beautiful?" -- Q to Janeway. "This is your own doing. You could live a perfectly normal life if you were simply willing to live a perfectly normal life." -- Q. "You surprise me again, Mr. Tuvok, which is a rare and special gift to a Q. Thank you." -- Q (notQ). "Say, is this a ship of the Valkyries or have you human women finally done away with your men altogether?" -- Q to Janeway.
34. Lifesigns
"You're a computer simulation?" -- Denara. "An incredibly sophisticated computer simulation." -- the Doctor. "Romance is not a malfuction." -- Kes to the Doctor. "Mr. Paris, I assume you've had a great deal of experience being rejected by women." -- the Doctor.
35. Investigations
"You're looking radiantly maternal." -- Paris to super-baddie Seska.
36. Deadlock
"And I'm in no mood to donate any organs today." -- Janeway. "Mr. Kim, we're Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job." -- Janeway.
37. Innocence
"What are [your children] like?" -- a group of unruly children. "Well-behaved." -- Tuvok.
38. The Thaw
"How am I supposed to negotiate if I don't know what you're thinking?" -- Fear. "I have a very trustworthy face." -- The Doctor. "Well, you certainly know how to bring a party to a halt." -- Fear. "I don't get out very much." -- the Doctor.
39. Tuvix
"Mr. Neelix, do you think you could possibly behave a little less like yourself?" -- Tuvok.
40. Resolutions
"Maybe you should call me Kathryn." -- Janeway. "Give me a few days on that one, okay?" -- Chakotay.
41. Basics Part I
"It's like being pecked to death by ducks." -- Janeway about the Kazon's battle tactics. "Help! Man overboard!" -- the Doctor.


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