Quotes

Quotes
• "I am an adult and deserve an adult glass" Meatwad

• "Eye Aim Sofa King Ray Todd Ed" BillyVoodoo.com

• "I choose to believe what I was programed to believe." Futurama

• "I want to live, there are still things I don't own." Futurama

• "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
  it's time to pause and reflect." :Mark Twain

• "I stand in a pool of wisdom,
  staring out into a mist of ignorance." Daniel Hansen

• "Why do you expect a pine tree,
  when you plant an acorn?" :Gandhi

• "I can resist all things, except temptation." :Oscar Wilde

• "For those enraged may be happy again,
  and those infuriated may be cheerful again,
  but annihilated countries may never exist again,
  nor may the dead ever live again."
  :Sun Tzu "The Art Of War"

• "Your using up all the ugly" Chris from Family Guy

• In response to finding out that Jesus could see him masterbating in the bathroom, "Oh my God Jesus is a Pervert!" Chris from Family Guy

• "Don't think, but look" Wittgenstein

• "Meaning is use" Wittgenstein

• "The more power we have,
  the more intensely do we feel our solitude.
  I have enjoyed much power in my life" Huxley

• "Very occasionally, if you really pay attention, life doesn't suck." Joss Whedon

• When we have cut our last tree,
  When we have poisoned our last river,
  When we have hunted our last beast;
  Then we will find that money cannot be drank,
  and power cannot be eaten,
  then we will truly devour ourselves.

• "Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here." As Good As it Gets

• "Philosophy is the childhood of the intellect, and a culture that tries to skip it will never grow up." Nagal

• "Yeah, things were great for like three weeks. Then he [got all stabbed by me] and I just didn't hear from him." Drifter Luke

• "“Well if you aren’t going to help me out, shut the fuck up so I can jerk off.” anonymous chatter who was talking to deb

• "I'd rather be a 600 pound monkey than a bitter, negative, drug-addicted, bigot." Deb_U_taunt

• ""Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music..." -- - Kristian Wilson, CEO, Nintendo Gaming Corporation, Inc, 1989

• "When making a decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous to consider all the pros and cons. In vital matters, however, such as the choice of a mate or a profession, the decision should come from the unconscious, from somewhere within ourselves. In the important decisions of personal life, we should be governed, I think, by the deep inner needs of our nature." Sigmund Freud

• "If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true?" - Jiminy Cricket

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