No, I’m sorry that’s not possible
I can’t take the shit out my mouth.
To bad I can’t wear a sucking straw all the time.
I’ve got lateral slush;
It’s not like I’m some kind of retard.
Getting my fat ass wheeled down the hallway.
Please don’t call on me good teacher.
Cause I’ve got lateral fucking slush;
I’m not going to be your play jerk for life.
And I’ll probably never get a wife.
Seems my dick is my only friend.
My slushy wushy voice keeps it that way.
I wish I could be like everyone else,
If only my tongue weren’t so goddamn long.
It’s like my jaw is broken.
I’ve got lateral slush;
