You wanna be a punk rocker, you wanna be a punk rocker, you think your slick, eat a dick.
You wanna be a punk rocker, I wanna see your punk rock hair,
I hear metal clanking when you walk down the hall, and then you fall, yo ho, you've fallen and you can't get up.
So now you're punk, oh no. The ladies wanna spit but you don't give a shit.

You wanna be a punk rocker, you'll never be a punk rocker, unless you're a jerk, wipe off that fucking smirk.
You wanna be a punk rocker, I wanna see your punk rock stare, I hear there's a rising punk band in your school, they can't be cool, yo ho, you hear they fuck up shit.
They can't be punk, oh no, it can't be punk it must be funk.