The Tune is to the son YMCA
YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship coming down. I said
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
YOUNG MAN, you fell outta the sky, into
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
OLD BEN, are you listening to me? I can't
You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
YOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I said
YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, cause I
*I* *MEAN* *YOU* *NO HARM* *I* *SAY*
YOUNG MAN, theres no need to feel fear. I am
WONDERING, tell me why are you here? how you
GROWING from this food on your plate, I say
*WARS* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT*
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the force!
Do your Jedi diploma of course!
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
Come and get yourself clean!
Come and have a good meal!
Pretty soon now, the Force you'll will feel!
SOMETHING, brown and smells like a sty, and this
TIN CAN, started swimming and then, he got
*SPIT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*
YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah, He is
COMIN', Master Yoda not far. I'll be
HAVING, this thing that ain't hot. It is,
*MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT*
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma of course!
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
Don't just stand in the rain!
Your all covered with mud!
Come and sample my homemade crud!
TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see. Like his
OLD MAN, he's so angry but brave, betcha
*HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE*
YOUNG MAN, will you start what you end, or be
GOING OFF, to save all your friends? To be
TRAINING, takes commitment and work, if you
*WIMP* *OUT* * THEN* *YOUR* *A* *JERK*
You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
You should stay here and train!
There's no need to save Han!
If you do so, you'll lose your hand!
(repeat and fade).
Jedi Maestro Yoda, he no bigger than a taco!
Come across like a drop-out Muppet--ears he steal from Mr. Spock-o!
Lives on a distant planet--no one sure of his zip code-a!
HEY, MAESTRO YODA!
Wookiee El Chewbacca show off shaggy Bigfoot torso!
He member of El Hair Club--La Rogaine now endorso!
Han Solo he comprende--Wookiee lingo mucho screwy!
HEY, SENOR CHEWIE!
Jabba fat like Limbaugh--grande glutton roly-poly!
He pig out on compadres--make them instant guacamole!
Soon el ground-o shake-o with a belch-o furloso!
HEY, JABBA GROSS-O!
Flyboy is Han Solo, hot to jump Princess Leia!
But Leia, she play hardball, never give him time of day-a!
Han no give a damn--so Indy Jones his prime role-o!
HEY, FLYBOY SOLO!
Bimbo Princess Leia she play hard to get, by golly!
When she strip down to her skivies, she one very hot tamale!
Mucho kicks she gets when men bow down and obey-a!
HEY, PRINCESS LEIA!
Luke-o all shook up when learn Darth Vader is his padre!
Find out Leia she his sister--hope that Jabba not his madre!
Mucho stupefied like Gringo bombed out on Sambucco!
HEY, SENOR LUKE-O!
Dark Side turn Darth Vader into deep space Dr. Death-o!
He turn Rebels off plenty with his wheezy morning breath-o!
Whole planets he wipe out--no one to stop him like Ralph Nader!
HEY, LORD VADER!
Gabby droid C-3PO he big pain in el butt-o!
All the time he fuss and worry--his big mouth he never shut-o!
Other droids think a closet gay he just might be-o!
HEY, SEE-THREEPIO!
Robot R2-D2 he computer mucho grande!
So smart that even Windows 95 he understande!
Glad to you some cyber-porn once price you both agree to!
HEY ARTOO-DETOO!
-George Lucas
Viva Star Wars and el megabucks they gross-o!
Viva mechandising! Viva profits tremendoso!
Viva dolls and comic books and t-shirts we supplying!
HEY, KEEP ON BUYING!
(From Mad Magazine) &Jedi4270