Knock knock

Who's there?

Cockadoodle..

Cockadoodle, who?

Not cockadoodle who, you silly chicken!

Cockadoodledoo!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris, who?

Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Beehive
Beehive who?
Beehive yourself or you will get in trouble!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Duck
Duck who?
Duck! It's a giant eagle!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Bacon
Bacon who?
Bacon cookies just for you!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wilma
Wilma who?
Will Ma give me ice cream?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Hans
Hans who?
Hans off my honey jar!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica good grade on the math test?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come over and play?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Tire.
Tire who?
Tire-d from all these knock knock jokes?

**JOKES**

Why did the man with only one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop!

Why didn't the clock work?
Because it always needed a hand.

Why did the crab keep getting arrested?
Because he was always pinching things!

What did the banana do when the lion chased it?

The banana split!

What do people do in clock factories?
They make faces all day.

What happened to the cat who swallowed aball of wool?
She had mittens

What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of room

What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
Two lips!

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.

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