When worlds collide (its pretty messy)' AKA Harmony and Beth meet Chichiri and Tasuki By Kouji-chan AKA Harmony-chan "Okay, Beth, into the cleansing pool!" "Its a hot tub." "I dont care! I have to light the sacred fire!" "Its a grill!" "Whos doing this summoning? Huh?" Harmony, respendant in her royal summoning robe (A fuzzypink bathrobe, slightly innapropriate but workable for the circumstances) threw a match at the lighterfulid soaked charcoal briquettes. Beth was beside the hot tub, splashing the water on herself and muttering abvout Harmonys most recent stupid udea. Namely, a summoning. It had all began a few hours before, when Harmony and Beth were crusing in Beths new-old car kvetching about their animated shonens. "Its not fair! Its just not fair!" Beth whimpered, slamming her fist on the steering wheel. She lifted her pleading eyes to the heavens. "How can such a gourgeous man not exist?!?" "EYES!" Harmony squealed. "huh?" "EYES ON THE ROAD!" "AUGH!" Beth quickly swerved a hard left to avoid being flattened by a semi. She turned to Harmony. "Gomen-" "Eyes on the road!" She turned back, a deep red. "Gomen nasai!" "Ii desu. Its true. Tasuki is a good lookin man...some pictures of him Ive seen challenge my status as a Chichiri-otaku." Harmony raised her clenched fist in defiance. "But I remain true! Even in the face of that one picture with Tasuki and his shirt off and the flowers-" "Yeah..." Beth sighed. "But Chichiris got such a TRAGIC past! And hes sooo kawaii! And he SDs! And-" "And hes not here." Beth sighed. "I know." Harmony whimpered. They both stared at the road ahead, nearly identical pictures of sadness. Well, minus the fact that Beths eyes were blue and Harmonys were brown, or that Beth was considerably taller than Harmony- Oh, screw it! Im doin character descritptions! Beth, AKA Empress Sora, AKA Tasuki-chan was a seventeen year old girl who was reasonably tall with short, Tasuki-ish hair shot through with blonde streaks. Her eyes were blue-green, usually gleaming with glee over pictures of her darling Tasuki. Harmony, AKA Fanfic slave, AKA Kouji-chan, was a short 15 year old with brown hair to her shoulders that bleached to dark red in the summer. Her eyes were wide, deep brown, and usually darting back and forth to watch the bright lights and shiny things that surrounded her in daily life. "DA!" Harmony exclaimed, sitting upright in her seat. "Go home, Beth!" "What? What did I do?!?" "No, baka! Go home and take me with you! I just had a great idea..." Harmony borke into a wide grin. Beth shuddered internally. (I dont trust that grin...) Not trusting the grin was a good instinct. Harmonys idea was even more ridiculous than her recent "Peanut-butter -Pocky" attempt. "I STILL say this will never work!" Flash forward to present time, where Beth sat before the grill in a flannel bathrobe. (The girls were still wearing their clothes under the robes. This isnt a lemon, after all.) "But what if it does?" Harmony shook her head. "Ive read summoning fics before. Its isnt hard. All we have to do is ask them to come. If they dont, it cost us about 5 bucks in briquettes." "That remins me, you owe me two fifty." "Later, later!" Harmony waved a hand dismissively. "And if it does work..." Harmonys eyes glimmered. "Chichiri-sama will be here!" "Alright, alright." Beth sighed. "Now, what do I do?" "Just concentrate your ki on Tasuki-" "How do I do THAT?!?" "How should I know? What, do I look like the Karate kid? Just conentrate on Fang-boy." "Kay." Beth closed her eys, thinking about the afformentioned flower picture. "Now then." Harmony closed her eys, hands raised over the grill. She strained to remember the summoning speech from Fushigi Yuugi. Getting nothing, she decided to wing it. "Four corners of the heavens...we appeal to you now. Proetctor of the South, phoenix of Suzaku, we plead with you now. Please, with the power of a deity, send the Suzaku warriors Tasuki and Chichiri to thier wating mikos." She paused for a second. "And, um, we'll send them back when our wishes are granted. Please?" They waited a minute. Two minutes. Three. Beht finanly broke concentration. "See! I TOLD you!" "Gomen nasai, Beth-" Tehy were cut off by two familiar voices screaming from directly overhead. "SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTT!!!" "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" They looked at eachother. "Masaka..." Beth whispered. Two bodies landed it the large hot tub. Harmony sweatdropped. "Should we check-" No need. A blustering, sputtering, pissed off, head of red hair burst out of the water, screaming obsenitys that would make a sailor blush. "WHAT THE %$#@?!?" "Ta-Ta-TASUKI-SAMA!" Beth screeched, hands at her mouth. "But, wheres-" "Da!" A blue head poked out of the pool, bangs slighty drooping despite the water soaking them. "Who summoned me no da?" "CHICHIRI-SAMA!" Harmony screeched. The two girls ran froward in unison, dragging their retorspective shonens from the pool. After they were out, and the girls were sure they werent dead, they glomped. "CHICHIRI!!" Harmony squealed. "It worked, it worked, it worked!" "TASUKI!" Beth gigled. "Ive always wanted to meet you..." "I DONT EVEN %$#@IN KNOW YOU!" "Um, ano no da?" Chichiri stood up, no small feat with Harmony glomped onto his midsectrion like there was no tomorow. "I assume you are our mikos no da?" "Well, temporarily. Theres already Tasuki and Chichiri no mikos in other places...stealing the titles would be unfair." Harmony thought for a second. "I know! Were Ikkuko no mikos!" "Which means?" Beth looked up at Harmony. "Momentary Mikos!" Harmony cheered. Beth laughed. "Well, I guess we have to grant your wishes no da." "WISHES?!? %$#@ THAT!" Tasuki lifted out his tessen- "WAI WAI WAAIII!" Beth squealed. "The tessen! The holiest of fans!" She jumped up and grabbed it, hanging from it in midair. "Hey!" Tasuki yelled. "Get off!" "No WAY!" Beth, hanging a good few inches off the ground, stuck out her tounge. "If I do, Youll lekka shien me. Then I cant glomp you. Its all very logical, ne?" "%$#@!" Tasuki screeched. Beth-chan only giggled. A few feet away, Chichiri was showing Harmony the kasa. Actually, Harmony had grabbed the kasa and was inspecting it. "Wow...how does the whole interdimensional thing work, anyway?" "You have to concentrate no da..." Chichiri sweatdropped. "Can you give it back no da? Its the only one I have, and thier very had to find no da..." "Well, okay." Harmony handed it back, sadly. "Its so cool...I know! My first wish! Um, how do i get a wish?" "Just say my name no da." "Okay. CHICHIRI!" The sighn of Chichiri glowed a bright red on her forehead. "I want a kasa just like yours!" "Okay no da." He reached into his kasa and pulled out another, smaller kasa. Harmony strapped it on her head. "WAIII!" "Okay, my first wish..." Beth ran into the house. "Nani?" Tasuki watched her go. "This is %$#@in WEIRD." "Hai no da." Chichiri made another attempt to dislodge Harmony from his midsection. No go. Beth reppeared, holding outa pair of Gap khakis. "My dads." "Oh no..." "TASUKI! I want you to wear theese for the rest of the time youre here!" Beth giggled evily. "%$#@! Hentai fangirls..." Tasuki muttered as he grabbed the pants away from her. "Hey, there were breifs up there. Count your blessing." Tasuki stomped in the house to change. He reemerged a few minutes later, bright red, in the shorts. Beth was instantly reduced from Beth to a quivering bit of jellified Beth-mass. "Shirtless...Tasuki...shirtles... in my backyard...shirtless..." "Shouldnt you be glomping him?" Harmony looked confused. "Im just takin it in..." "Whats your next wish no da?" Chcihrii smiled down at Harmony. Her heart flutterd, and she turned red. (Stupid shoujoness.) She cleared her throat. "Um...Chichiri?" "Hai no da?" (Please let it not be boxers no da...) "Could you...come to the park with me and Beth-chan?" Harmony gestured down to the bookbag beside her. (Harmonys bookbag, usually crammed full of anime merchandise, schoolwork, and her stories and sketches, had nearly as much room as the kasa. She had managed to cram a picnic lunch in there, somehow.) "I made lunch." "Sure no da!" "Tasuki! Me too!" Tasuki sighed. Despite himself and his hatred of girls, he kind of liked Beth-chan. She wasnt all fluttery, but she wasnt like a commando either. Aso, she wasnt exactly shy..what was he thinking. Despite her coolness, she was a GIRL. He growled. "Sure. Whatever." "WAIII!" A few minutes later found them in the car. Harmony had been kicked out of shotgun, of course, for Tasuki. She stuck ehr tounge out at Beth. "So you like him better than me, then?" "Dont ask, Fanfic dorei! Besides...dont you want to sit by Chichiri?" "Good point." Harmony scootched in the back. Chichiri sat beside her. He stared around the car in wonderment. "So many things no da...what are they all for no da?" "Well, this is the light..." Harmony snapped on the overhead. "Wow no da! How does the fire get inside there no da?" "um..." Meanwhile, up front, Tasuki was also hitting buttons. So far the window whipers were going, the radio was at full blast, and he had just discovered the power windows. "%$#@in AMAZING!" he hollered, hitting the button. "A forcefield!" "Yeah..." Beth suddenly hit on an evil idea. "Squirrel!" she yeled, hitting a hard left and slamming itno Tasuki. "Da!" Harmony yelled, falling into Chichiri. He caught her. "Be careful no da!" "Hai." (blissblissbliss...) Harmony tried to lift herself back up- "LOG!" Beth yelled, swerving to the right and knocking Chichiri into Harmony. "Gomen!" he yelled. "That okay-" "BIRD!" Beth screamed. And so the ride went, with Harmony and Chichiri bouncing off of eachother (mainly to Harmoyns delight, despite a few times she hit her head on the door) and Tasuki slamming into Beth and the doorway respectively. Finally they arrived at the park. "Da..." Harmony reached into her kasa and pulled out a botle of asprin and 4 20ozers of Pepsi. "Wai! It does work!" "Cool." Beth grabebd the 20oz. "But cmon, my driving wasnt that bad..." The evil glares on everyones faces clearly said otherwise. Beth sweatdropped. "Okay, okay...but it was fun." she grinned at Harmony. "Wasnt it, H-chan?" "No!" Harmony blustered. "I could give you a good peice of my mind-" "Were going to go on ahead no da...I think tasuki feels sick no da." Chichiri put a comforting hand on the green Tasukis shoulder. "Be back in a few no da." "Hai." The still angry Harmony waved them off. She waited until they were a few steps away. "Beth, that was the stupidest, most idiotic-" She gave Beth a hug. "greatest thing youve ever done! Ariagtou!" "Ii desu. You owe me." Beth grinned. "I get to eat lunch...with shirtless Tasuki..." Her eyes went sparkly. "Snap out of it." Harmony poked her in the head. "Dont you want to be consious for-" "TASUKI NO DA!" "LITTLE %$#@S!" "uh oh..." Harmony and Beth turned torwards the yelling. Two small children ran by them, screaming. Tasuki chased them, waving a frisbee and his tessen. "Little %$#@! How dare you %$#@in attack GEN-CHAN?!?" He shot a burst of fire at them. "Tasuki! Chill!" Beth ran up and grabebd his arm. "Its a frisbee! It cant hurt you!" "This worlds %$#@in CRAZY." Tasuki snorted. Chichiri walked over to the little boys, intent on making peace. "Hes not so bad no da..." "Wow!" The little kid got exited. "Are you a magician?" "Of a kind no da...Harmony no da! Come help me do a trick no da!" "Hai?" She walked over. He whispered something in her ear. She nodded enthusiastically. "Watch no da! I can make a girl dissapear!" He took off his kasa. "Ready no da?" "Hai!" Harmony stood up sat down crosslegged. "DISSAPEAR NO DA!" Chichiri yelled, bringing the kasa down over her. When he lifted it up again, she was gone. "Wow! Neat trick, mister!" The kid cheered, the frisbee forgotten. "The tricks not over yet, no da." Chichiri dropped his kasa on the ground, inside up. "REAPPEAR NO DA!" Harmony rose out of the kasa with two small toy cars in either hand. "For you!" She handed tem to the kids. "Wow! Thanks!" The kids grabbed the toys and ran off. Harmony laughed. "I think we just got out of a lawsuit..." "Lawsuit no da?" Chichiri looked confused. "I was just being nice no da..." "I know, its your nature." Harmony nodded. "Beth?" She looked over to where Beth was glomped around Tasukis midsection, this time not for fun but to keep him from attacking the kids. Unfortuantely the combination of ahving Tasuki there and having him shirtless had frizzle fried her brain. All she could do was giggle. "Shes %$#@in STUCK." Tasuki sighed. "At least shes straightforward." "I got it." Harmony rummaged around in her kasa and came with Vol 17 of the Fushigi Yuugi manga (including the infamous bath scene.) "Beth-chan? This is yours if you let go!" Regretfully, Beth unlatched from Tasuki. "I can keep it?" "Sure. I can get more from Kasaspace...this kasa is so COOL!" Chichiri sighed. "Why dont we have lunch now no da?" He lifted up his 20oz of Pepsi. "Da...what is this no da?" "Pepsi." "Ah." Tasuki took out a small dagger and burst a hole in the side of the bottle. He then comenced to spritz the whole of the bottle into his open mouth. "Um, you could try it this way..."Harmony rolled her eyes and undid Chichiris cap. "Better this way." The last of the pepsi sloshed out over Tasukis fangs. Beth chan grinned. "Wow, how did you get FANGS?!?" "Natural." Tasuki took a huaghty look. "Im a wolf. i get fangs. When do we eat?" "Now no da." Chichiri spread out his kesa. "Okay..." Harmony began to spread out the food, trying not to let the surrealisim of the situation hit her. She was havig lunch with her dream boy, her favorite seishi...She put out the sandwiches. "Did you guys have food like this in Konan?" "This is $##!in GOOD!" "Glad you liked it..." And so the converstaion continued on. Chichiri and Tasuki told about Konan, and Harmony and Beth told about thier fascinating lifes. Over the course of the converstaion, they learned alot about each otehr. Tasuki was actually decent to Beth, at least at the times she wasnt glomped onto his bare midsection sighing happily. Harmony was stil a bit shy around Chichiri, which was fine with him. He had had neough experience with mad fangirls, after all.Still, there was something kind of nice about her...unlike the psycho jello slinging fangirls he usually expected, she was actually very nice to him, even demonstrating how to use a fork. (Otherworld utensils are so confusing...) Finnaly, the lunch came to and end. Chichiri stood up. "We have to go no da...Im sorry no da, but we can only stay here so long no da..." "BUT IM NOT DONE WITH MY %$#@IN POTATO SALAD!" "Pack it up." Harmony handed him the tupperware. He laughed. "Sweet." "Now, whats your wishes no da?!?" "Umm..." Harmony thought. So much she could ask for... she finnaly hit upon it. "CHICHIRI! I want you to visit a friend of mine. Her names Mari-chan, and she lives in Cali-" "Baka!" Beth looked at her in amazement. "Using a wish up on Mari-chan!" "How generous no da..." "And stupid." Tasuki snorted. "She sent me the entitre Fushigi Yuugi series for free." Harmony shrugged. "Shes a valued critic and publicist. I owe her." "Hey! I drive you everywhere, buy you pock-" Harmony turned, grinning and sweatdropping. "Beth-chan, who thought this was a bad idea? Who went ahead? And who exactly owes who?" "eh heh heh..." Beth grined back. "Were even." "Thought so. Now, whats YOUR wish?" Harmony asked in curiousity. "Hmm..." Beth turend, studying the half-clad Tasuki. He turned bright red. "Nothing HENTAI!" "I know...TASUKI!" Beth yelled. "I want earring just like yours! So pretty..." Tasuki sighed and took the glimmering red diamonds out of his ears. "I got a few spares..." he muttered, dropping them into her outstreched hands. "WAIII!" Beth cheered. "Now, you two need to pick your final wishes no da...we cant saty any longer..." Chichiri started to turn slightly transparent. Harmony gasped. "Chichiri!" Tasuki started to shimmer as well. "Make your ^%$#@in WISH, already!" "Okay...umm..." Beth whispered something in Harmonys ear. She nodded, and the two turned torwards their respective seishi. "TASUKI!" "CHICHIRI!" "WE WANT YOU TO COME BACK!" They yelled in unison. Chichiri sounded mildly shocked. "Come...back no da?" "Hai! And bring us more wishes!" Harmony looked up at Chichiri, eyes gleaming. He smiled. "well, if its your wish no da..." Tasuki looked down at the shiny eyes Beth. He growled. "Well, I guess we HAVE to..." But a half glint of fang betrayed a smile. "WAI!" The two cheered, glomping onto the seishis midsections. "Arigatou-" *POP* "AH!" They both fell face first in the dirt. Beth was the fiorst to get up, spitting mud. She poked Harmoyn in the shoulder. "ne, Harmony, tell if that was a dream...unless it was a dream...then go ahead and lie." Harmony sat up. "Am I wearing my kasa?" "Yup." "Then...it wasnt a dream, was it?" "I dont know...I guess we'll find out...if they come back." END!