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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/OBO

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AMANA WASHER $100

OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.

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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...

ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

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FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPARD - PART DOG

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2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:

1 5-FINGER, 1 3-FINGER; PAIR: $15

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TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX,

COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L,

AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...

ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

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83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000

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STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15

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FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 COCKER SPANIEL -

1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.

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GERMAN SHEPARD 85 LBS.

NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

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FREE - 1 CAN OF PORK AND BEANS

WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.

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FOR SALE:

LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50

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NORDIC TRACK $300

HARDLY USED

CALL CHUBBIE

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BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING

"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"

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SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTCKS

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG

LOOKS LIKE A RAT...

BEEN OUT AWHILE...

BETTER BE REWARD.

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HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER

"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

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HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB

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GEORGIA PEACHES

- CALIFORNIA GROWN -

89 CENTS LB.

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NICE PARACHUTE:

NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE

SLIGHTLY STAINED

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FREE: FARM KTTENS. READY TO EAT.

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AMERICAN FLAG

60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED

$100

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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?

WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.

STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.

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NOTICE: TO THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON

HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE:

PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED. PUMPKIN MAY

BE RADIOACTIVE. ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD.

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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:

QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRING - $175

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OUR SOFA SEAT THE WHOLE MOB

AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

MUST SELL WASHER AND DRYER

$300

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LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY

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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARE FOR

AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

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GROUND BEAST: 99 CENTS LB.

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BAR S SLICED BALOGNA

REGULAR OR TASTY

SAVE 30 CENTS ON 2

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OPEN HOUSE

BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON

FREE COFFEE AND DONUTS

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KELLOGG'S POP TARTS - $1.99 BOX

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FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 LB.

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