30 NOVEMBER IS BUTT A DAY AWAY

Haired on a shoestring

He's got the whole world in his boots
He's got the whole world in his boots
He's got the whole world in his boots
He's got the whole world in his boots

He's the best defender in Unibond land
He's the best defender in Unibond land
I'm quite sure he's the beat defender in the land
I know he's the beat defender in the land

There's always clean tackles no need for appeals
He's Wall of steel and he'll never yield
There's pass from deep all over the field
He's the bestest damned defender in the land.

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There's drum and bass career and meter reading too
Always busy pushing them through
And the keeper with nothing to do
He's the best defender in the land.

He's gonna win
He's gonna win everything
So stand up and and sing for Cloughie's Prodigy Boardie the king

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Not truth about that Vanessa Feltz affair.
Boardie the keane trainer he's taking good care
Know one can stop him they wouldn't dare
Scotland have potentailly got the best defender in their land
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We've got the best defender in the land
We've got the best damn defender etc, etc.

Les Dennis, follow that!