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THE WINDOWS PRAYER


Our Bill
Who art at Microsoft,
Hallowed be Thy Windows.
Thy Crash come,
Thy will be done in 95
as it is in 98.

Give us this day our daily Update
And forgive us our Linux
As we forgive you those driver bugs.

And don't lead us into the Blue Screen
But deliver us from DLL conflicting versions.

For Thine is the RAM
And the Hard drive
And the CPU,
For Now, Alt + F4.

Oh Yeah!


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