Hey *S* Someone you've gotten here, and while you're here, I'm going to let you know a few things. My name is Jessi FitzPatrick, I live in Newark , Delaware, and basically anything you want to know about me can be found below. This is my second attempt at a homepage , and my only goal is to make it better than the first . This shouldn't be hard. Trust me!
Be sure to sign this guestbook and visit all the subpages. They're equally important. Read all about my mission, The Commie Lady, and my sucky job. You can even boost your self esteem by reading about all the things I'm bad at!
Please don't forget to sign the book, or I'll pull all my hair out. Actually, no I won't. That was just a pathetic attempt to get you to sign. Did it work? Remember it'll help my mission! (you'll read all about that..) Burlap!! (that means "enjoy"..my best friend Fun made it up. read about her too!)
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Visit My friend Sarah's page!!
Link o' Matic
I love this music, and you can too! Just click...here
Zing Boom! Click here for my cyber shrine to John Cusack
Oh la la! Click here to read what's on the downlow...
Gee, what be that?
Read poems from people around the globe!!
See the awards I have won for this page!
My Digs On Life
My best friend's name is Fun. She's crazy..read alllll about her!
I am so dedicated to animal rights..find out why!
What am I bad at?? A ton of things!!
A few song lyrics I remember as particularly decent.
If you're jonesin to know about me.....
