Here are the top ten transcripts from Jezz's fabulous wedding. (I've left out all of Jenna's screams.*g*)
Top Ten Transcripts from Buzz and Jenna's Wedding
10. Buzz: O.K., what do we need? What do we need? What do we need? It's the only time I'm ever going to marry
her, so it's got to be perfect, with all the trimmings: something borrowed, something blue…
Frank: Dad…something born?
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9. Jenna: Not only am I going through the ceremony, but I'm going to dance with my groom.
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8. Buzz: Look, have I told you how proud I am of you?
Frank: For what?
Buzz: For raising Harley. I mean, you didn't have to do that, you shouldn't have had to do that. You were just a kid
yourself.
Frank: Where's this coming from, Dad?
Buzz: I just gotta ask you…well, it's going to sound corny, but I mean most good things are corny. Will you be my
best man, huh? I mean, I know it's weird. You're my son, but I…you're my best friend. Will you, please?
Frank: Really?
Buzz: Yeah!
Frank: O.K., Dad.
Buzz [Hugging Frank]: Yeah! Yeah! You know, if I had one wish for this kid, it's that he ends up growing up to be
just as good a guy as his big brother Frank. Come on!
Frank: I love you, Dad.
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7. Jenna: Harley…
Harley: I'm here.
Jenna: While there's a lull in the action…
Harley: What? What?
Jenna: Would you be my br…br…
Harley: Br…? Maid of Honor! But Vanessa's your best friend.
Vanessa: No, no, no. It's fine.
Jenna: You are both my best friends. And I'm sorry I put you through so much. I know we haven't seen
eye-to-eye…I'm very sorry about the mental institute.
Harley: Oh god! Don't bring that up, don't bring that up!
Jenna: I really love you.
Harley: Jenna, don't worry about it. I'd be honored. I need a happy ending.
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6. Buzz: Who the hell cares about bloodlines anyway? I mean it's being there -- that's what's important. I mean a true
father, I mean he's there from the get-go. And stays there, through thick and thin.
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5. Harley: Maid of Honor! Jenna, I feel so official! Actually, I'm feeling a lot of things right about now.
Jenna: So am I.
Harley: Yeah, I know. You win, you win. You have the corner market on feelings. I think Dad is a pretty close
second. I think he's…not that he's feeling everything, but he's at least here, and he's sharing it, and that's great.
There's something I want to tell you. I never thought that I could see my father married to anybody but my mother,
until you, Jenna.
Jenna: You don't have to say that, Harley.
Harley: No, I'm saying it because it's true. I think that my mother always…she always thought that Dad was her
soulmate, and maybe the truth is that YOU were HER soulmate, but SHE wasn't YOUR soulmate. This is your
soulmate, Dad, this is truly your other half.
Buzz: We're just going to be one person.
Harley: People look their whole lives to find happiness like this, Dad. They run around like crazy people, kissing
frogs, hoping that this is the one, this is the one that's going to do it for them. My point is…
Buzz: Yeah?
Harley: I have something. Now Mommy always believed in fate and luck, and maybe I got some of that from her,
and I was a very little girl when I was with her and I bought this, but here. [Harley hands Jenna a four-leaf clover
charm.] This is for you. Here, Jenna. May you both have all the luck and happiness you deserve.
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4. Buzz: A wedding band?!!
Jesse: Yeah.
Buzz: You just happen to have a wedding band?!!
Jesse: I've been carrying it around for a while.
Buzz: I don't know. I can't give it back, you know.
Jesse: Something new.
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3. Buzz: Something blue? Anybody have something blue? Something blue, anybody? Jesse Blue? Jesse Blue…Where
is that kid when you need him?
Harley: I have nothing blue, Dad.
Buzz: Forget it. Who wants the blues anyway? We don't want the blues. I mean I was blue when I saw you leaving
the airport. I get blue when I think about not seeing Coop being born. I'm blue when [I] wake up in the morning and
you're not there next to me. I hate the blues. We're not chasing the blues anymore, baby!
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2. Griffin: Do you, Jenna Bradshaw, take Buzz…
Buzz: No, no, no, no, Frank Achilles.
Griffin: Do you, Jenna Bradshaw, take Frank Achilles Cooper to be your lawfully wedded…
Jenna: Yes!
Griffin: And do you, Frank…
Buzz: Yeah, I do, I do, I do, indeed I do.
Griffin: Listen up! I now pronounce you man and wife.
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And the number one transcript from Buzz and Jenna's wedding:
1. Buzz: Oh, Mrs. Cooper, we have ourselves a healthy, happy baby son!
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Thank you so much Rena!! That was wonderful!! ~Katie
