1. *I never want to see Hanson endorse corny products.* Heck, any products for that matter. I mean, they need to stick with music, cause it rocks.
2. *I never want to see Hanson make a movie.* Two words: Spice Girls
3. *I never want to see Hanson move.* If they move from Tulsa- which may be a pretty big city, but it's not very flashy-everyone will be like "Oh, they just want attention. They're snobs" and stuff like that. They'll lose more fans than they already have.
4. *I never want to see Hanson cross-dress.* There are enough weird people in this world (and I think I know most of them). Besides, the rumours that people are saying about Hanson will be confirmed true, and that would be disappointing.
5. *I never want to see Hanson cover anyone's songs.* If they're smart enough, they can come up with their own. I mean, Christmas albums are ok, but anything else would be terrible. They might ruin a classic, or more rumours might start.
6. *I never want to see Hanson in "Riverdance".* Again, more rumours.
7. *I never want to see Hanson listen to Marilyn Manson.* Enough said.
8. *I never want to see Hanson become sports agents.* Ok, Puff Daddy's going to expand in to this business, but Hanson would just be too much.
9. *I never want to see Hanson come up with a web page other than Hansonline.* ::Sigh::...Hansonline is awesome, but if they make another web page on anything, especially themselves, everything will downpour.
10. *I never want to see Hanson wear shirts with them on it.* I'm not sure if any of you saw it, but there is this one video tape of Ike with a Hanson shirt on, and it's just conceited.
11. *I never want to see Hanson get a girlfriend.* I don't mean one between the three of them, I mean individually. Not like I expect to go out with one of them myself, I just don't want to see people who like Hanson go crazy. There was that issue of Star...I'll save that for appearances.
12. *I never want to see Hanson sell out.* Ok, I guess this is kind of like the first one, but oh well.
13. *I never want to see Hanson do anything with the Backstreet Boys.* It's bad enough that they have to share teeny bopper magazines-which are quite cornified-with them, but I don't need them bringing it any further than that. The only talented one in that artificially insiminated group is Brian. Just my humble opinion...
14. *I never want to see Hanson do anything with Alvin and the Chipmunks.* It would sound like a bad duet of high-pitched girl, pre-pubescent, and just-getting-through-puberty voices. Imagine...
15. *I never want to see Hanson do anything with the Spice Girls.* Come on!!!!!!! Do you really want to see that? I mean, it's the SPICE GIRLS!!!!!!!!
16. *I never want to see Hanson do each other.* Um...think about it...
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