I got a piece of shit boat
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far My boat's a big piece of shit
'Cause the pontoons are fucking shot
And my lifejacket's fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of shit) I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack
And the seats smell real bad
'Cause my friend puked off the back
(It's a piece of shit) (Piece of shit boat)
Piece of shit boat
(He's got a piece of shit boat)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never got us very far)
Oh fuck you Taz It's got no CD player, it only got the waterproof 8-track
Whoever designed my boat can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"
(You fuckin' piece of shit) (Piece of shit boat)
I got piece of shit boat
(He got a piece of shit boat)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
That pile of aluminum shit
(Never gets him very far) Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too sunken for Seacrets
And you smell like Doug's armpits
But we're too broke to rent something new
Oh fuck me Well the deck likes to flood
The boat always fuckin' sinks
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the pontoons are busted
I gotta use a fucking fun island
(Need a Pain In De Ass drink!)
And if a girlie sees my boat
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit boat)
You piece of shit boat (You got a piece of shit boat)
You piece of shit boat
(Piece of shit boat)
Dented fuckin' pontoons
(You got a piece of shit boat)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit boat)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit boat)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit boat)
Our stuff floating off everywhere
(You got a piece of shit boat)
(Piece of shit boat)
(You got a piece of shit boat)
(Piece of shit boat)
Oh the whole bay thinks we're losers
(You got a piece of shit boat)
Jet-ski give me a push
(Piece of shit boat...)