MY LIFES LITTLE LESSONS

• - Don't let your life wait for other people.
• -If you drop a cell phone in a jacuzi it kind of kills it.
• -Watch out for Tarzan at Disneyland! He really does attack you! NO JOKE LOL!
• -If it hurts DON'T DO IT AGAIN
• -When in doubt, DUCK! When certain, don't bother, 'cause your already screwed.
• -If you're not living life (really living) to the fullest, you're already dead.
• -Sometimes smart people do very stupid things.
• -Being considerate will get you far.
• -Never ever let a member of the oppasit sex make you comprimise your standards.
• -If he doesn't respect you, he's not worth any of your time.
• -If at first you don't succeed,try again. Then give up. No sence in getting ridiculous about it.
• -Hair is flamable VERY flamable.
• -You never know when you are making a memory.
• -Sticking things up your nose isn't always the smartest thing. But if all else fails, tampons really do serve more than one purpouse (only a selected few people will understand that one:)
• -If you can laugh at yourself, you'll be just fine.
• -If it seems totally too good to be true,be carefull...sometimes it is.
• -Don't be afraid to tell someone who asks you to prom no if you really don't want to go. Its not worth it.
• -Guys are very capable of lying...
• -Parrents are smarter than you think.
• -Never eat the brownies at Naomis house!
• -When your in Spanish 2 and you cant hold a spanish conversation, there's something wrong.
• -Always doubleknot the tie on your bikinni. (sometimes the consequences are quite embarrassing)
• -Never sunbathe topless when there are hidden public highways nearby.
• -Don't expect much from Guys. They can talk a big talk.

-Never walk down a gravel driveway in heels pefore prom. -When you have a week to do an essay don't do it the night before. -Always make sure the sliding glass door is open before you walk through it. -No matter how low you feel things will eventually get better. -Never talk about someone when they are standing behind you. -Things aren't always what they seem. -Never eat carmel when you have braces. -Singing in the shower is acctually quite fun. -If you are flying at night time and everyone on the plane is asleep and you can't sleep, throwing your peanuts at the sleeping people is always fun. -Never drink the water in Guatemala. -If you are comfortable with who you are who cares what other people think. -Oreo's are best with peanutbutter -Going out on the lake during a rainstorm isn't fun at all. -If you are in a class that you don't really understand, sit next to the smart person. (it does wonders) -When pole-vaulting, don't let yourself slide down the pole and into the practice wall when you plant it. -Too much E-Z Cheese does make you sick. -If your not a morning person don't work at a coffee shop that opens early. -NEVER EVER date a guy that's shorter than you. (that's a given rule of life). -You know you've found someone special when they just hold you in their arms. -Cheesy pick up lines are the funnest things to use! hehe! -Santa Clause isn't real......sorry kids! (that was a hard one to face:). -Football players always play more than one field. YES RYAN THEY DO! LOL :) -Going into a Denny's at 1:00 in the morning in Tucson is acctually quite interesting :) -Just for Amy Larkin...when you're in a parkinglot MC doesn't mean "Mini Car" so even if you drive a geo don't park there lol! -If you ever meet a guy named Ty (just T Y ) RUN! lol!