THE MOUTHY WIFE
A man and his wife rush to the dentists. The wife says, "I want a tooth pulled, I don't want any gas, any numbing cream or anything else because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible".
"You're a very brave woman" said the dentist, "now show me which tooth it is"
The woman turns to the husband and says Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is dear".
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THE LOST GIRLFRIEND
The barman of a pub was ready to close up for the night. He had to help the last guy left in the pub out the door, as he had been there all day and was really drunk. The barman helps the drunk to the door and says goodnight.
About 2 minutes after theres loud banging on the pub door. The barman unlocks it and the drunk guy is standing there
"You have to help me" he cries, "I cant find my car anywhere". "Where did you leave it?" the barman replied. "Right here, on the end of my car key" slobbered the drunk.
Realising this guy was way to drunk to drive, he takes him back in and tells him he will order him a cab. He turns back on all the lights and then notices that the drunks flies are undone and his pecker is hanging out.
"Hey" shouts the barman, "your flies are open and your peckers hangin out".
"OH NO", cries the drunk, "First my car and now I've gone and lost the girlfriend as well!".
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THINGS A MAN WOULD NEVER SAY!
THINGS A WOMAN WOULD NEVER SAY!
