Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - train them for a few weeks, outfit them with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna, drop them (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, and let them do what comes naturally.
Think about it. Their anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even armed men in turbans tremble. They have had our children, and would gladly suffer or die to protect their children and their future. Some would like to get away from their husbands, if they haven't left already. And for those who are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by lightning.
They have nothing to lose. They survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet, and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost a pound. They can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of Afghanistan with no food at all! They have spent years tracking down husbands or lovers in bars, hardware stores, or sporting events...finding bin Laden in some cave will be no problem.
Uniting all the waring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh! please ... They have planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... They understand tribal warfare. Between them, They divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources. They know how to find that money and know how to seize it ... with or without the government's help!. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as the ladies crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain.
I'm going to write my Congresswoman. You should, too!
