Written By: Frink
Status: Webmaster
Something happened today that scared the hell out of the cooks and students eating 1st lunch alike. You all know what it is. The water heater exploded in the school today. Actually, that's what the administration wants you to think. I found out what the school has been hiding for years underneath the basement.
On my way to the bathroom, I heard the explosion just like a lot of people, but I also saw it. The wall by Mr. Kitzbombs room blew up and a gigantic fist popped out of it. Mr. Kitzbomb came out of his room and was grabbed by the giant fist. The fist disappeared into the wall it came out of. I ran over to see what was going on but the wall was reconstructing itself.
By the time I got to the wall, there was a very small hole left and the only thing I saw was a huge gorrila in a pen that had Mr. Kitzbomb in his hands. Another second went by and that's the last anyone has seen of Mr. Kitzbomb as of now. I wonder how many other mythical monsters lurk underneath our school? The mind can only wonder. Maybe the Loch Ness monster, or a chubricabra. If you hear another explosion, don't be surprised to find out something very disturbing.