Written By: "T1029

Status: Staff Writer

So the holidays are coming and so is another crappy pepfest. With the CHHS Pep Band who couldn't play louder than one of my farts. Or will they play this year? Rumor has it that students from Ms. Augustines Instrumental Tech class will be playing songs like Green Day's Brain Stew. But the question is who can you get to sing that actually sounds like billy Joe? Well the answer is Andy Cook. Andy Cook? that's what the Instrumetal Tech students said also. And that's why Elliot Hill will be singing. But why not Andy Cook? The answer is; with a song that has such vocabulary as sheep and overdrive, will Andy's mind be able to sort it through and pronounce them? I don't think so.

Here is the solution. Let him play the guitar. But as you know the base guitar needs such quick finger movements he might blow a gasket. So what will he do at the pepfest? We'll just have to wait and see, and let's just pray that the tone deaf student isn't demoted to backround vocals.

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