Another celebrity is about to honor our school due to someones stupidity. Remember Captain Morgan? And to think he isn't realy a Captain. "Oops I did it again," says Britney Spears who gets lost on her way to Canada. That's right, the slut who has won all of our hearts is coming to our school. "It smells funny here, but we are willing to make sacrifies," says her 12 year old boyfriend.
The only reason she is making an appearance here is because she ran into Mr. Olson (our vice-principal) while driving through our city. Mr. Olson persuaded her to make an appearance at our school for repayment. Mr. Olson would not comment on the exact date, because he was busy.