Once in awhile someone will be having a dream and think it is real. That happened to me two nights ago when I thought I knew what the explosion was. I was wrong, and I apologize to all of the gorillas. What really was the explosion you ask?
It was Mr. Kitzman himself. Or known to as many kids in class as Mr. Kitzbomb. I think you know the reason why. It isn't because he knows how to make bombs in chemistry class. It is because he always farts in class. I'm not talking about those wimpy farts, I'm talking about those ones where you would rather be dead than take a whif of it.
Now what caused the explosion? It certainly couldn't have been the fart alone. Mr. Kitzbomb was really bored during lunch, and he set up his bunson burner on the table. He then pulled down his pants and let out a huge fart. The explosion was heard by, and scared the hell out of everyone. I know many people think the explosion was the water heater, but they are just covering for Mr. Kitzbomb.