Everyday after lunch I walk through the pool hallway on the way to my next class. Ocasionally a foul stench coming from the staff bathrooms fills the ahllways. who is this mysterious bowel mover? In one of my recent invesigations I tried to find out.
My investigation took me to the biology hall. Ms. Anfensen told me, "well that's not appropriate for school." A cold lead so far. "Ask Ms. Malish" she lectured me. Ms. Malish said she didn't know, but she had an idea Mr. Adkisson was in on it. My lead went to the sience hall, but Mr. Adkisson had no comment except for the casual "ha ha. Now seriously, what do you want?" Mr. Adkisson wouldn't comply. So another cold lead. My last option was plainfully clear, the english hallway. Mr. Sellman's statement was painfully strange. He said, "That's sick." The lead was dry.
My next lead admitted to the horrible crime. The lead has asked that their name not to be admitted so now that I embarrassed this teacher so badly "Mr. X" made a promise never to shit on the school grounds again. For many nothing has changed, but for me, sweet smelling success. Another investigation completed.