I have never looked at a school run paper to be a source of news, or even a comical outlet. I rethought my idea when I saw a sign saying the name was going to change. Maybe they are going to change for the better is exactly what I thought. Then I saw the two words that forever changed the way I thought about our school. Those words are Heights Herald. Who ever thought of that name was a genius. I could never be as original as that. In my wildest dreams, I would only want to be half as smart.
Not only is the paper run by know it all biased hypocrits, but only one article showed some balls. That one article that showed some balls was ironically the most biased and hypocritical one I've ever seen. The person who wrote about how lunch is horrible, I have some news for you: I can't believe you discovered the huge conspiracy that you just did.